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Old 12-19-2011, 07:14 PM
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Mojito shots?.....yah they are the latest thing this little garden gnome came in here and showed me how to make them.....all the while crying about the waitress that laughed at him and....
Started to hop on one foot laughing at Horsetrader and Chubbdarter, but thats when fish hunter7....
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Old 12-19-2011, 07:18 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 07:25 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 07:31 PM
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but BBJ wanted in on the action to but he wasn't able to.....
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Old 12-19-2011, 07:33 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:30 PM
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.............. grabbed a big jar of CHEEZE WHIZ and ................
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:33 PM
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.............. grabbed a big jar of CHEEZE WHIZ and ................
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:34 PM
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...a big thick Italian sausage, this made BBJ drool so he wrapped his mouth......
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:36 PM
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...a big thick Italian sausage, this made BBJ drool so he wrapped his mouth......
....around FM's ankle as he was so distracted by....
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:43 PM
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....around FM's ankle as he was so distracted by....
the sight of best guide trimming his sisters......
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:47 PM
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...knuckle hairs, while trying to mix a drink using....
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:58 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:03 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:05 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:08 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:09 PM
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....backpack found in a beige mini-van at the NSR. Just then.......
.....................a strange and horrible smell came from BBJ's truck, it could only be....
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:11 PM
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Jackie Chan and Godzilla looking for their LSD soaked chop sticks, thats when .....
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:11 PM
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he listening to wind howl as the stars sizzled off into the night but wolfs started to howl and keep Alberta Bigbore awake with his.....
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:13 PM
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he listening to wind howl as the stars sizzled off into the night but wolfs started to howl and keep Alberta Bigbore awake with his.....
methane induced egg farts! Just as he rolls over abb discovers he had slept with.......
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:17 PM
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methane induced egg farts! Just as he rolls over abb discovers he had slept with.......
....someones sister and for some reason cottage cheese was flowing out of his pockets, but not wanting to panic, ABB went.....
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:21 PM
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And took Fishing mom and her other soccermoms down to the beach for a day on the water and sand , throwing sand at each other . Thats when BBJ and Alberta diver and RockymtnX show up in truck and BBJ's brand new boat and launch the boat and drive off . So later that evening Albertabigbore calls up buckmaster and says did you hear about that .
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:22 PM
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:34 PM
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And took Fishing mom and her other soccermoms down to the beach for a day on the water and sand , throwing sand at each other . Thats when BBJ and Alberta diver and RockymtnX show up in truck and BBJ's brand new boat and launch the boat and drive off . So later that evening Albertabigbore calls up buckmaster and says did you hear about that .
......................woman givin it to that fish??? i got video footage!!!!












BBJ got so excited he almost .............





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Old 12-19-2011, 11:38 PM
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Pulled out the Fillet knive and showed Backstreet boy how to fillet a fish . And then proceeded to .
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:40 PM
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......................woman givin it to that fish??? i got video footage!!!!












BBJ got so excited he almost .............





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had carpel tunnel from stroking his rod that he was lubing,but eventually he came and realized that it was his.........
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:44 PM
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had carpel tunnel from stroking his rod that he was lubing,but eventually he came and realized that it was his.........
...award he won for being the 12th Annual Master Baiter Title was coming up to defend once again. But after winning the Master Baiter trophy for the first and only 12 years, no one thinks anyone can beat BBJ's.........
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:52 PM
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...award he won for being the 12th Annual Master Baiter Title was coming up to defend once again. But after winning the Master Baiter trophy for the first and only 12 years, no one thinks anyone can beat BBJ's.........
record rod polishing title. This is when redneck posse steps in and competes against bbj and geezles ability to ..........
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:56 PM
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