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Old 04-23-2013, 08:28 AM
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Default $1,000,000 reward for Bigfoot

Olympia beer has offer $1,000,000 to anyone who finds irrefutable evidence of bigfoot.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-relea...202369311.html

This is the opportunity I have been waiting for to finance my retirement. I am heading to the bush. My grandaughter has told me to be careful because he might be mean. We shall see.
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:51 AM
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Olympia beer has offer $1,000,000 to anyone who finds irrefutable evidence of bigfoot.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-relea...202369311.html

This is the opportunity I have been waiting for to finance my retirement. I am heading to the bush. My grandaughter has told me to be careful because he might be mean. We shall see.
Bring a bullet proof vest. With a million bucks at stake, the lunatic hillbilly fringe will be out in force.

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Old 04-23-2013, 08:54 AM
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The million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


Btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:56 AM
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....what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?
.460 Weatherby?
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:00 AM
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It will be found by someone from here. It has been seen by many from here already on another thread. I wonder if the Sasquatch hunters will remember to bring a camera this time. lol
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:06 AM
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I seen him once...

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Old 04-23-2013, 09:26 AM
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Bring a bullet proof vest. With a million bucks at stake, the lunatic hillbilly fringe will be out in force.

Hey,I know a few hillbilly`s who could pass for a Squatch.I just don`t want to have to take their clothes off after I shoot them and before I bring them in.Squatches don`t wear flannel.
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:32 AM
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$25,000.00 a year for fourty years I'd never live long enough to collect it all. Not worth my time if I'm getting under paid.
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:41 AM
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The million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


Btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?
good camera with a telephoto lens
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:43 AM
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Hmmm, now I'm second-guessing buying that ghillie suit!
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:58 AM
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:43 AM
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I seen him once...

Sparky660!!!!

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Old 04-23-2013, 10:59 AM
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Don't waste your time ... BF was found years ago! He's now retired and living in Florida.

Pic above shows BF spending time with Gus, his next door neighbour.

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Old 04-23-2013, 11:13 AM
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Alas and alack: my feet are only of average size.
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:44 PM
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The million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


Btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?
Proton pack.
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:55 PM
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Man dies from foot shoved up his butt,,mabey theres a conection here with big foot..possibly a lead,,go get em..
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:02 PM
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Actually Bigfoot was killed by Teddy Roosevelt back in 1906. But he died well.

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btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?
375h&h
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:28 PM
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1,000,000 they say...( index finger touching lip )

Challenge accepted..
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:48 PM
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I knew I shoulda pulled the trigger that one time this winter!!! darn that sucks! I knew I couldnt afford to get him mounted for awhile and didnt want the hair to slip, so let him go. Hopefully I can catch up with him again!!
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:56 PM
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I knew I shoulda pulled the trigger that one time this winter!!! darn that sucks! I knew I couldnt afford to get him mounted for awhile and didnt want the hair to slip, so let him go. Hopefully I can catch up with him again!!
Winger, you could a done me a favor... that was my ex!!
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:56 PM
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He's having a beer in my basement and watching porn right now. Lol
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:01 PM
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good camera with a telephoto lens
I believe a prerequisite to this is to smear Vasaline on the lens first or perhaps just break the focus.
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:05 PM
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Winger, you could a done me a favor... that was my ex!!
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:09 PM
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All this talk about using guns and pulling triggers ... silly boys!

The contest clearly states; "A one million dollar reward to anyone who can ensure the safe capture of Bigfoot." ...



Put yer guns away an' grab yer nets, boys ... and don't forget to register!

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Old 04-23-2013, 07:24 PM
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I will bring my buddy in when were done fishing.



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Old 04-23-2013, 07:32 PM
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^^ Read the fine print.
That’s right you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in.
No nets allowed!

Im out sounds like too much work!
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:44 PM
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FYI....

Did you know that it is ILLEGAL to kill sasquatch in BC?????

True story
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