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Old 03-09-2014, 09:22 AM
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The wife says she needs to go on a vacation before I can buy another gun.
When is she coming back???
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:24 AM
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When Catnthehat shows up with more guns than you expected him to, and you still buy them all.
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:24 AM
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When the wife asks "why do you have 32 rifles?"

And the answer, " because I sold one!"
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Old 03-09-2014, 10:56 AM
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You've been approved for a mortgage but for some strange reason you just can't seem to save up a down payment. I keep telling myself this is the last gun I'm buying...but it never is. Oh well there's always next year to buy a house
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:53 PM
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When Catnthehat shows up with more guns than you expected him to, and you still buy them all.
He saw you coming, too?

My wife does love her 20g though lol
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Old 03-09-2014, 10:29 PM
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He saw you coming, too?

My wife does love her 20g though lol
The trick is no know what 's good and what is good and " sellable" and who you can sell it to!
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:48 AM
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You're gun obsessed if....you're an anti, we are gun enthusiasts.
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:53 AM
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If you pay for a coffee and a donut and the total comes to $2.64 and it immediately reminds you to stop by WSS to grab some more 129gr Interbonds....

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LOL It's how I remember one of my license plate nbrs..... ---264 and my drivers license nbr ---280. Yeah I know it's short, but I'm old......
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Old 03-10-2014, 09:24 AM
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You might be gun obsessed if the only reason you ever bought a cowboy hat is because it makes the most perfect rifle rest ever for shooting in the prone position!
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Old 03-10-2014, 10:21 PM
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When you check into a hotel and are dismayed to find out your going into room 205. Then ask if you can go to room 204 and your spirits are up.
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Old 03-10-2014, 10:38 PM
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You've been approved for a mortgage but for some strange reason you just can't seem to save up a down payment. I keep telling myself this is the last gun I'm buying...but it never is. Oh well there's always next year to buy a house
hah are you my long lost brother?
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Old 03-11-2014, 05:24 PM
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When your empty gun safes are worth more than the wifes car.
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