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When i seen old grey lynx I knew my cover was blown so I tries to pay him off with .....
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:14 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:19 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:24 AM
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Dance, it'll be ok. So he pulls out his best moves, which draws the attention of ....
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:32 AM
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Duffy 4 who is the guest on that weeks episode of Jersey shore and looking for a good deal on a quad so he can...
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:58 AM
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Duffy 4 who is the guest on that weeks episode of Jersey shore and looking for a good deal on a quad so he can...
....burn it to the ground. Then Duffy4 when to Jasper Ave in Edmonton and purchased a rainbow, and left for the Rockies. He laid the rainbow down like a bandaid to all the spots where reckless ATV'ers carelessly destroyed the motherland. By this time Jamie had had enough of...........
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....burn it to the ground. Then Duffy4 when to Jasper Ave in Edmonton and purchased a rainbow, and left for the Rockies. He laid the rainbow down like a bandaid to all the spots where reckless ATV'ers carelessly destroyed the motherland. By this time Jamie had had enough of...........
Crankys white lightening to convince him that he ought to try bait casting for spring bear so...
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:17 PM
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Crankys white lightening to convince him that he ought to try bait casting for spring bear so...
He heads over to ABB for a fried balonga and egg sandwich, with a side of bananna and ketchup, washed down with a cold canadian brew...a sort of manly lunch, they side the best thing for catching spring bear is to use leftover.............

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Old 05-12-2012, 12:29 PM
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He heads over to ABB for a fried balonga and egg sandwich, with a side of bananna and ketchup, washed down with a cold canadian brew...a sort of manly lunch, they side the best thing for catching spring bear is to use leftover.............

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Old 05-12-2012, 12:37 PM
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:45 PM
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K Country wearing nothing but a pair of banana yellow speedos and a smile.
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figure out Who was crapping on his trap line, he stuck his finger in the steaming pile, brought up to his nose and smelled fried balonga and egg sandwichs, out of the corner of his eye he saw.................

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Old 05-12-2012, 01:00 PM
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figure out Who was crapping on his trap line, he stuck his finger in the steaming pile, brought up to his nose and smelled fried balonga and egg sandwichs, out of the corner of his eye he saw.................

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Old 05-12-2012, 01:36 PM
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....the nearby woods.It was...NO IT COULDNT BE...
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:44 PM
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....the nearby woods.It was...NO IT COULDNT BE...
Yes! It could!

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Old 05-12-2012, 01:56 PM
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It was Catinthehat and he was pretty steamed up because...
Someone turned all of his guns into nerf guns which made him go.......
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:55 PM
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....ballistic causing him to throw down his weapons and....
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Old 05-12-2012, 05:59 PM
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......then picks up a ball of yard and knitting needle.......so Horsetrader makes a request for.........
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......then picks up a ball of yard and knitting needle.......so Horsetrader makes a request for.........
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a trap door in the back of the undies, just in case he got caught short in the woods, but then he realized that.............
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:12 PM
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:35 PM
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:41 PM
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. . . ."I'm the king of the world," with a slight slur. There was something wrong about that, it . . .
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:56 PM
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Old 05-12-2012, 10:03 PM
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.......back window, damn near put BBJ into heat. Luckily Red Bull mega cans were on sale at...........
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Old 05-12-2012, 10:12 PM
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