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Old 01-17-2020, 04:42 PM
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Then there was the Transvestite, he, she, whatever, was having her Vaginoplasty imminently and looking to try it out for function.

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Old 01-17-2020, 04:53 PM
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How was it?
Shouldn't you be asking for an objective opinion from the Tranny?

Tree Guy has already demonstrated his Trump like bravado by pretending to be Brad Pitt.

Why would you trust an opinion from someone who tries to pose as Brad Pitt?

Now if he posed as Justin Trudeau you could trust his opinion!!

OK, I guess you couldn't trust Tree Guy's self report then either!

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Old 01-17-2020, 04:57 PM
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They're all good for a laugh, some of the photos must be 30 years old . Some like to show a little flesh as well. My favorite was from a lady, showing a fuzzy pic and claiming she doesn't clean up too badly. Knowing her, it would take a lot .

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Old 01-17-2020, 06:58 PM
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Grizz gets it. Lol

The diversity of responses has NOT disappointed. You’ve had me laughing all day. Thank you.

Anyone interested in another story?

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Old 01-17-2020, 07:17 PM
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Grizz gets it. Lol

The diversity of responses has NOT disappointed. You’ve had me laughing all day. Thank you.

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Old 01-17-2020, 07:25 PM
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If mojitos put you on your knees, you have greater issues than I do.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that....

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Old 01-17-2020, 07:39 PM
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I'm glad you guys find INFIDELITY funny. I feel for your partner
I'm sure if any you had a partner step out like this, you'd all be laffing..
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Old 01-17-2020, 07:56 PM
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Ah yes. Two guys worlds away sending each other pictures of other people over the internet. Truly a classic endeavour. It’s a common scam, the person you were talking to was not the one in the pics you got.
Yup. My son got involved in one of these conversations and called me freaking out. Going to send pics to his Mom and Grandma. They just use your friends list and pretend they know them. You were sending pics of your junk to some dude in another country.
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Old 01-17-2020, 11:01 PM
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Grizz gets it. Lol

The diversity of responses has NOT disappointed. You’ve had me laughing all day. Thank you.

Anyone interested in another story?

Tree


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I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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Old 01-18-2020, 02:39 AM
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Obviously, this thread is ridiculous. That’s entirely the point for those who haven’t quite grasped the concept yet. The online world is a dangerous one. This is a silly attempt to instigate a conversation that hopefully provides a bit of insight to those whom are uninformed and perhaps possibly save someone some grief. Nothing more, nothing less. A few chuckles along the way doesn’t hurt either….


Seriousness aside. Time for another tale, no?

I had two matches last week. One a pre op trans girl who was alarmingly gorgeous. The other a blond goddess. Same night.

This, quite honestly, was a curve ball I really wasn’t prepared for. Where to start?

Of course, I began with the trans he/she first. A plan was developing. I very politely responded. Being supportive (I am) and encouraging. I wanted badly to engage her in a discussion.

My intention was to send he/she Caber’s and Diver’s cell numbers to provoke a Zero Dark Thirty texting threesome story that our future grandchildren will speak of in dark corners, with great reverence for some time to come. Knowing where both of these fools live only made me laugh harder…

Sadly, that particular fish wiggled its way off the hook. So far.

Time to talk to the goddess. This one throws me for a bit of a loop. My entire strategy is built around the big ugly girls. Screw it. No guts, no glory. I feel the need. The need for speed. Time to change the profile pic. I’m Tom f’n Cruise now.

It works!

She’s tall, blond, blue eyes. Long curvy hair. Early 20’s. Perfection embodied.

It’s then that I notice she has her age listed as 41. Huh?

Ohhhh. I get it. Another scammer. Game on!

Now keep in mind, said goddess engaged me first. She (?) had no idea what was about to befell her. (Please be a her)

I replied back. Told her she looked exactly like my 80’s crush.

She asked who.

I replied, “Blair from the Facts of Life”. LOL!

No reply for the next four days. I let her percolate….like a fine milkshake. I give the tranny a shoutout or two in the meantime, but that dog won’t hunt yet. So, I wait.

Finally, she gets back to me. Her reply is a simple smiley face emoti. I intend on making her wait four days for a reply as well. Fair is fair right?. It didn’t take that long.

Within 12 hours, I receive a splendidly eloquent reply.

“???”

Game on! Lol

I blast her with both barrels. Telling her she’s rude for not replying promptly and I’m terribly hurt by her inconsideration. Pure arse snowflake mode.

She, by FAR did not anticipate such a response. Goddesses of course don’t get talked to that way. EVER.

She tries to smooth things over…. baby. Perfect!

I forgive her. Tell her the only reason the ingratitude hasn’t resulted in her not being my 80’s crush anymore is because Nancy McKeon has already blocked me on Twitter.

I’ve yet to her back from her. LOL

Tree



PS: Ken. I haven’t forgotten about you pal. It’s my new special project. She (?) nearly has a full head of teeth and is dtf. Stay tuned, I know where you live too.

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Old 01-18-2020, 06:40 AM
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Old 01-18-2020, 08:56 AM
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While I don’t partake in tinder for entertainment (or at all). I don’t see the harm in using it to have fun. People who are insinuating that it’s cheating but I’ve always been a believer that if you wouldn’t tell your spouse, that’s getting questionable.

I have never paid for it in my life (directly) but I used to browse “back page” and I’d sometimes show my wife what was available in our area. She would just roll her eyes because she knew there was no intention.

Trust in a relationship is a great thing for many reasons.


Also, in Trees defence. Anyone who climbs for a living (or did before retiring) has to have a few over torqued screws. IMO.

I always look forward to his stories. I also value his advice when I want to rig something up safely. TreeGuy is to rigging/ ropes as Caber is to heating/plumbing or Ken is to sewing...
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Old 01-18-2020, 09:02 AM
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She’s tall, blond, blue eyes. Long curvy hair. Early 20’s. Perfection embodied.

Does she ice fish?
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Old 01-18-2020, 09:30 AM
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If you haven’t figured out that this is a harmless story, I’d hate to be your wife/ husband/ partner!


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Old 01-18-2020, 09:36 AM
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THIS!! JMO, but it sure seems you don't have much respect or value for your Marriage or Family!! Very sad.



In my opinion it is such a disgusting, bizzare thread it should be removed.



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Old 01-18-2020, 09:40 AM
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Tree....

Perfect troll entertainment for Shack nasties season.
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Old 01-18-2020, 10:35 AM
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Grizz gets it. Lol

The diversity of responses has NOT disappointed. You’ve had me laughing all day. Thank you.

Anyone interested in another story?

Tree
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Obviously, this thread is ridiculous. That’s entirely the point for those who haven’t quite grasped the concept yet. The online world is a dangerous one. This is a silly attempt to instigate a conversation that hopefully provides a bit of insight to those whom are uninformed and perhaps possibly save someone some grief. Nothing more, nothing less. A few chuckles along the way doesn’t hurt either….
Outstanding! Please do carry on...
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Old 01-18-2020, 12:00 PM
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Obviously, this thread is ridiculous. That’s entirely the point for those who haven’t quite grasped the concept yet. The online world is a dangerous one. This is a silly attempt to instigate a conversation that hopefully provides a bit of insight to those whom are uninformed and perhaps possibly save someone some grief. Nothing more, nothing less. A few chuckles along the way doesn’t hurt. :
So the story didn’t happen? Got me.
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Old 01-18-2020, 02:17 PM
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So the story didn’t happen? Got me.
Had to of......

I saw pics!!!!!

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