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Nieghbors sickness...
Strangest thing I've ever seen had to be last night. Nieghbor woman sees me out front at my garage and comes running overwaving her arms. She says something is wrong with her husband and I had to come help right away. I start running their way asking her were he was. She says back yard and I'm gone in a flash. As I enter the back yard I spy the guy standing in the flower garden looking at me all wierd. His neck is swollen to the point he's popped a couple buttons and he's wetting himself while he's kicking in the dirt. The wife runs up behind me and asks me what I think it is. I tell her that being the seasoned vet I am I recognize the symtoms and not to worry it'll go away in a couple months. Rookies 
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Great story. 
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08-23-2012, 05:05 PM
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wish I had those 3 minutes back. I had to re-read the story to confirm that It didn't make sense.
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08-23-2012, 05:21 PM
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wish I had those 3 minutes back. I had to re-read the story to confirm that It didn't make sense.
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Seem quite clear to me. I got it. Good one Bruceba
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08-23-2012, 05:26 PM
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Not ashamed to say wha???
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08-23-2012, 05:28 PM
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Please explain to the rest of us please Sooner.
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08-23-2012, 05:32 PM
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Seem quite clear to me. I got it. Good one Bruceba
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Wish you would enlighten the rest of us ......... I missed it as well.
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Your kidding right??
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Read the symptoms carefully.
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08-23-2012, 05:36 PM
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^^^^ best advice...
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You forgot to include a scrape and rub in the story.......
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08-23-2012, 05:40 PM
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Twisted!!
that was way too soon!!
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08-23-2012, 06:03 PM
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Rutting Buck or Bucking rut?
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Strangest thing I've ever seen had to be last night. Nieghbor woman sees me out front at my garage and comes running overwaving her arms. She says something is wrong with her husband and I had to come help right away. I start running their way asking her were he was. She says back yard and I'm gone in a flash. As I enter the back yard I spy the guy standing in the flower garden looking at me all wierd. His neck is swollen to the point he's popped a couple buttons and he's wetting himself while he's kicking in the dirt. The wife runs up behind me and asks me what I think it is. I tell her that being the seasoned vet I am I recognize the symtoms and not to worry it'll go away in a couple months. Rookies |
Yup...she should have been able to handle that.
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Yeah, sorry. Must be some industry inside joke? Don't have a fricken clue about the punch line. Sure it's not missing a line?
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Sheesh!!!!!!!!......?????????
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Lol. Now the story makes sence
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08-23-2012, 07:16 PM
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for those that dont get it........ read twisteds comment..... if you dont hunt deer, you still might not get it......
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When a Male ungulate goes into rut (looking to breed), his neck swells up, he ****es on everything and he generally gets kind of stupid for a time being, happens to some fanatical hunters as well, when the nights cool off and the Elk start hollering....get it now???...it was a joke.......
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Strangest thing I've ever seen had to be last night. Nieghbor woman sees me out front at my garage and comes running overwaving her arms. She says something is wrong with her husband and I had to come help right away. I start running their way asking her were he was. She says back yard and I'm gone in a flash. As I enter the back yard I spy the guy standing in the flower garden looking at me all wierd. His neck is swollen to the point he's popped a couple buttons and he's wetting himself while he's kicking in the dirt. The wife runs up behind me and asks me what I think it is. I tell her that being the seasoned vet I am I recognize the symtoms and not to worry it'll go away in a couple months. Rookies |
OK, that is funny. Now, next thing you will have to warn her about is him sniffing to see if she is in estrus.
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OK, that is funny. Now, next thing you will have to warn her about is him sniffing to see if she is in estrus.
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You think she needs someone to tell her about the Birds and the Bees?
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All I heard was crickets at the end.
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maybe its the painkillers talking, but this made me laff more than the original story!!
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I just wanted to thank you, bruceba... My wife really didn't know where else to turn. Thanks for setting her straight. 
Awesome thread!
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I just wanted to thank you, bruceba... My wife really didn't know where else to turn. Thanks for setting her straight.
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Now THAT is even funnier than the that the start of the thread!!
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HER HUSBAND IS IN RUT GOOBER 
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If he was in rut, why the heck was his Mrs running to the male neighbor? Shouldn't the two males be engaged in mortal combat, with the victor getting some loving followed by a nicely prepared Clubhouse sandwich and a foot rub?
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with the victor getting some loving followed by a nicely prepared Clubhouse sandwich and a foot rub?
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Only if she'd been to Wife School...
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