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Old 12-13-2021, 05:12 PM
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Default John Wick

Most of his kills were extremely wasteful.

He double and triple and quadruple tapped when most times just one was needed.

He could use some time and materials management training and the 4th movie could have the same number of kills in half the time.
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Old 12-16-2021, 04:27 PM
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Wink Seriously, take a minute to read it

The obituary of Renay Mandel Corren of El Paso TX has gone viral, for good reason. Written by her son Andy of NYC, it is an ode to his red haired, plus-sized Jewish lady redneck mother.

https://www.fayobserver.com/obituaries/m0028451

Excerpt from the Fayetteville Observer obituary:
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Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it.
RIP Renay
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Old 12-18-2021, 08:42 PM
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Bambi on ice.
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Old 12-20-2021, 11:58 AM
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Old 12-20-2021, 05:17 PM
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I do that all the time with mine but its usually a Ford or GM I'm pulling.
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Old 12-20-2021, 05:30 PM
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Makes go me hmmm?
Whenever someone sees a UFO it’s always described as lights in the sky why would a space ship need exterior lights?
Obviously they don’t want to be seen
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Old 12-23-2021, 02:54 AM
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Dog food shortages in the states, wild times we live in.
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Old 12-23-2021, 02:34 PM
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Sure wish Calgary Flames could draft a player named David McConnor.
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Old 12-23-2021, 07:09 PM
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Please remain in your seats until the vehicle stops moving.
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https://globalnews.ca/news/8468680/n...der-collision/
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Old 12-24-2021, 03:18 PM
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Dog food shortages in the states, wild times we live in.
You bet. Camel Beauty contests. With Botox…..
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/in-uae-...eant-1.5719004
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Old 12-26-2021, 11:56 AM
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Default Christmas prank

Definitely in the running for the all-time winner of the most devious, underhanded, and downright evil food pranks.
https://imgur.com/gallery/EibaUG1
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Old 12-26-2021, 12:07 PM
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Definitely in the running for the all-time winner of the most devious, underhanded, and downright evil food pranks.

https://imgur.com/gallery/EibaUG1
Ah yes it is so satisfying seeing someone's disappointment lol.

A few Halloweens ago I opened and ate all of the smarties. Then filled the little boxes back up with Cheerios. Glued them shut and mixed them back in with the leftover candies. They even sounded the same when shaking the boxes. Our daughter was heartbroken and confused. It was so funny. She was complaining about it to her grandmother. Her grandmother was going to email the company and complain about the mistake. Then I had to tell them what I did. I can just imagine the email responding to this crazy lady claiming her smarties were actually Cheerios

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Old 12-27-2021, 02:00 PM
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Question Does this count as an exotic these days?

Here is another "you wouldn't believe this if they hadn't posted a video":
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A few Halloweens ago I opened and ate all of the smarties. Then filled the little boxes back up with Cheerios. Glued them shut and mixed them back in with the leftover candies. They even sounded the same when shaking the boxes
Well done! Pure genius. You do need to let us know if she comes up with a retaliatory prank.
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Old 12-27-2021, 02:06 PM
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Default Video from 2013

Who do you call when the fire department is hours away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkV64GJihA
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Old 12-29-2021, 09:36 AM
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First Pharaoh was 3100 BC. Last native Pharaoh 343 BC.
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Old 12-29-2021, 11:27 AM
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How fast life can be changed forever..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6bsr61vrw
Thats crazy
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Old 01-02-2022, 10:16 PM
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All You Can Eat Buffet
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Old 01-04-2022, 11:13 AM
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Video of a Golden Eagle taking flight with a fox in its' talons.
https://www.world-today-news.com/vid...in-its-talons/
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Old 01-04-2022, 11:39 PM
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Exclamation Cover scent fail!

We should all take this opportunity to learn from his mistake.
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Old 01-05-2022, 11:21 PM
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Good interview,

Glenn Beck & Trump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1InmCakufIE
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Old 01-07-2022, 11:42 AM
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Kinda interesting,
Swatted during a live Podcast stream on Tim Pool..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mh5P1E5Ho
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Old 01-07-2022, 01:17 PM
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Good interview,

Glenn Beck & Trump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1InmCakufIE
A great interview nice to see someone talking some common sense,its not hard to see why people are divided.
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Old 01-08-2022, 06:59 PM
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Default Who was that idiot who…

Years ago heard someone say “Awe shucks. Looks like those grapes all shrivelled up.” And then piped in… “How about we put them in a carrot cake?”

That guy… that guy… man o man I don’t like that guy.
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Old 01-08-2022, 09:32 PM
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Please don't turn below into a discussion, just an update is all this is.
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Jan 7 - Score one for transparency.

"A federal judge in Texas on Thursday ordered the Food and Drug Administration to make public the data it
relied on to license Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine, imposing a dramatically accelerated schedule that should result in
the release of all information within about eight months.

That’s roughly 75 years and four months faster than the FDA said it could".."Rather than producing 500 pages a
month — the FDA's proposed timeline — he ordered the agency to turn over 55,000 a month. That means all the
Pfizer vaccine data should be public by the end of the summer rather than, say, the year 2097.."
https://www.reuters.com/legal/govern...cs-2022-01-07/
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:30 AM
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Thumbs down Sooner than they think

Coming soon to a socialist democracy near you.
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Old 01-10-2022, 09:36 PM
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I'm at 35mins into this and Mike Rowe thoughts are rocking it for me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ostvjqgszqY
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Old 01-11-2022, 12:11 AM
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Rigging failure. Commonly known as "that's gonna leave a mark".
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Old 01-12-2022, 08:15 PM
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You know what they say, "It's a Lada Junk".

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IzcawFPrfBQ

With that said be safe on the ice.
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Old 01-13-2022, 09:53 AM
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It's true! Cats always knock stuff over.
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Old 01-16-2022, 07:47 PM
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If I am standing on a mountainside in the Swiss Alps and yell… “Ricola”… do the locals get it?
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