Merry Christmas AO'ers

Zulu9er · #1 12-25-2015, 10:12 AM

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

BPM · #2 12-25-2015, 10:33 AM

hahahahaha, wow what an ******* lol!

Knownonscents · #3 12-25-2015, 12:22 PM

Nice

Davey Boy · #4 12-25-2015, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu9er

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in Hooters next door to that."

Fixed it for you. This was the version sent to me this morning.

Merry Christmas

Zulu9er · #5 12-26-2015, 06:35 PM

^^^^^,, You can always find a great set of bullets at Hooters