Sunday's laugh

[Strix]

AMISH ELEVATOR

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that opened and then slid back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number.. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'

[winmag]

that's a good er

[Bushmaster]

An oldie but a goodie !

[Bigwoodsman]

bw

[Dean2]

Priceless. Thanks for the great laugh.

[stuckincity]

One day Little Johnny went up to his grampa. who lived with the family, and said, "Grampa please do your frog imitation."
The grampa, a miserable old coot, said "Go away kid! I don't do frog imitations!"

A little while later Little Johnny came back and said, "Grampa, PLEASE do your frog imitation!"
Grampa replied, "I told you I don't do frog imitations! Now beat it and quit bothering me!"

Little Johnny came back a third time. "Grampa, PLEASE PLEASE do your frog imitation just once!"
Now grampa was real irritated. "I told you I don't do that! Why do you keep pestering me?!? Why do you want me to do a frog imitation?!?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because mommy and daddy said as soon as Grampa croaks we can all go to Disneyland!"