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Old 03-15-2009, 10:16 AM
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For all you hunters and fishermen out there....

A woman goes into Cabala’s to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just
grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Cabala’s associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it
makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!'
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the
floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card', he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then she realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, didn’t you tell me the rod and reels were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?' He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:58 AM
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thanks for that
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:15 PM
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:49 PM
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Two men are out just fishing quietly , sitting and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,

Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife.

She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,
'You better think it over, Bob.


Women like that are hard to find.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:52 PM
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LOL good one Drano, one of the best i've heard in a long time. Cant say the same about Morph's joke.
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