Concealed Carry Permit

[Opa]

I GOT MY CONCEALED WEAPON CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING.

In the afternoon, I went over to the local Cabelas to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and some ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

I still don't think I looked that bad...........Just need to wear underwear more often!

[wildbill]

Hahahahahaha........"ya got a permit fer that thing"..........hahahahahahhahahahahah, thanks for the laugh this mornin I needed it!

[58thecat]

Thank you for the awesome start to the day!
At least it was registered

[Thunder/FX]

Yes!
Thank you for that

[catnthehat]

I heard the permit was refused because of a barrel get was too short
Oh man I need to suspend myself for that one !!
Cat

[Taco]

Originally Posted by catnthehat

I heard the permit was refused because of a barrel get was too short
Oh man I need to suspend myself for that one !!
Cat

Oh yes you do.

[Opa]

Funny that I still have to get up on my knees to roll over in bed!!!!!

[wildbill]

Originally Posted by Opa

Funny that I still have to get up on my knees to roll over in bed!!!!!

Ya, ok, yet another good one haha!

[Holy Grounds Coffee]

I am at loss...

[johndeeretimex]

amazing story!

[chris762]

Thanks for the laugh!! Hilarious!!

[Johnny Huntnfish]

Originally Posted by catnthehat

I heard the permit was refused because of a barrel get was too short
Oh man I need to suspend myself for that one !!
Cat

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