Todays funny read, A Conservative truck

[mudbug]

*I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the
>>> new Silverado 2011, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a
>>> test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become
>>> extinct...**
>>>
>>> **The salesman (a young man wearing an Michael Ignatieff "change"
>>> lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all
>>> its "wonderful" options.. The seats were of particular interest. He
>>> explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the
>>> winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
>>> Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a
>>> Conservative truck.**
>>>
>>> **Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Conservative
>>> truck. I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would
>>> blow smoke up your butt year-round.**
>>>
>>> **I had to walk back to the dealership... Damn guy had no sense of
>>> humor.*
>

[huntinstuff]

Hehehe

If it were a Liberal truck, it would have sounded great, revved up at the light, then blew a U Joint and dropped the tranny...... And the owner would send the bill to YOU because you make more $ than he does