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Old 07-27-2023, 08:09 AM
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Default Fox Mulder and Dana Scully… aliens walk among us!!!!!!

US whistleblower testifies to aliens and UFO’s.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=...1&binPageNum=1

Million dollar question… are they visiting for vacation or food collection?

Also can they fix global warming?

Do they have fishing back home and if so how big and do they take flies?

Please note that I am not part of a government plan to slowly leak alien info to ease the population slowly into the reality that aliens exist.

Also… doesn’t it seem possible that Trump and Trudeau are aliens and it explain how clueless they seem?

Please continue with alien speculation….

Be kind as they may become our masters.

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Old 07-27-2023, 08:15 AM
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...or is it just another distraction from the latest Biden scandal?
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Old 07-27-2023, 08:17 AM
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...or is it just another distraction from the latest Biden scandal?
Or maybe Biden is a retired alien or reanimated corpse and Hunter is an alien pet with an addiction problem?
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Old 07-27-2023, 08:38 AM
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I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
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...or is it just another distraction from the latest Biden scandal?
That.
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That.
" Best way to control a population is Fear".

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Old 07-27-2023, 10:26 AM
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If there are aliens and they take the form of humans, it actually explains a lot......
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Old 07-27-2023, 10:50 AM
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Exclamation This is the modern version of "bread and circuses"

This is as plausible as any other answer; much like their history of "special military actions" during election years.
People are starting to notice it's getting hot down there.
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Old 07-27-2023, 11:46 AM
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Aliens have been among us for years. You can usually tell because they are smarter then the average human, they look a little off, they might have a strange accent, and they try and steer humanity in a better direction. Our leaders don't listen though. This guy is one of my favorite aliens...

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Old 07-27-2023, 11:50 AM
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Do the have deer, elk and moose? Can you catch the fish and keep them? Once we had this type of life ! Maybe they run the media and have two dysfunctional groups causing us havoc down here to distract us from the reality of their presence and power!
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Old 07-27-2023, 11:50 AM
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The new Trudope’ cabinet looks very suspicious… not a sign of intelligence in any of them but they wear their suits very well… I can guarantee that all of them are clowns from another planet…
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The new Trudope’ cabinet looks very suspicious… not a sign of intelligence in any of them but they wear their suits very well… I can guarantee that all of them are clowns from another planet…
Esp that eco nut steven somethingorother....if he isnt from another planet, no one is
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Esp that eco nut steven somethingorother....if he isnt from another planet, no one is
He is the direct result of anal probing going wrong….
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Of course, as everyone knows, Miley Cyrus is one of the alien reptilian invaders.

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I for one welcome our new ant overlords.

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Kent Brockman

LOL! That one is a classic!

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LOL! That one is a classic!

My favourite also lol.

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I blame Dom DeLuise

https://youtu.be/uRhg-_HwOBc

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Whoopi Goldberg. Something just isn't quite right with that thing.
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Whoopi Goldberg. Something just isn't quite right with that thing.
Whew, I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed!

...come to think of it, a lot of entertainers seem to tick those "alien vibe" boxes...
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Old 07-28-2023, 11:43 AM
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Exclamation More distractions

I'm willing to bet there are more than entertainers names on that list.
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