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The funny thing is. My buddies and I used to sit in the pasture with our fishing rods and cooler full of beer and actually made an afternoon of gopher fishing. It's one heck of a way to spend the afternoon.
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06-14-2013, 05:07 AM
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The 100 metre gut shot race.
How fast can you run with a chunk of lead in your gut?
Dodger.
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06-14-2013, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by mooseknuckle
Some sort of a skeet shoot, of course you have to fail a basic sobriety test and shoot from that back of a moving pickup, black, duelly of course.
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Can we use greenies for the skeets?
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06-14-2013, 06:50 AM
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"Whatever fits in the Trebuchet" is always an entertaining sport.
The trick is to start with a Trebuchet that resembles a Ft Mac-scale mining truck.
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06-14-2013, 06:52 AM
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Best seasoning mix for 12 gauges reloads for farmed chicken shoot & BBQ.
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06-14-2013, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BeeGuy
Toronto Yuppie Toss and/or Javelin
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Not to derail, but I did not want to start a new post just to tell BeeGuy that is the greatest signature/picture (Superman) EVER. Nicely done. Still laughing.
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06-14-2013, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by schmedlap
Bushwhacking through a muskeg swamp in chest waders?
Winching a truck with no trees in range and no shovel in the box?
Whitewater rafting in a 12' tinner?
Tinner surfing (When the only way to get to the beach is to surf her in on the 5' swells)?
Loose shale slope crossing (in chest waders, and with a rod and reel held in the mouth, and a steep 50' cliff at the bottom)?
Repack reassembled steering box bearings, in the pouring rain, with no grease at hand (the Preparation H solution - thank God for hemorroids)?
Full chest wader swimming?
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Right on lmao life experiance
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06-14-2013, 10:01 AM
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Ban hammer toss ....gold goes to Ab
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06-14-2013, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by pottymouth
Ban hammer toss ....gold goes to Ab
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You got best avatar pic bar none hahahaha  (joke)
Gotta have a CaberToss event
Horseback archery target event (in motion of course)
Jousting
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06-14-2013, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
"Whatever fits in the Trebuchet" is always an entertaining sport.
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I am casting my vote in favour of this suggestion.
Need a trebuchet sling big enough for Justin Trudeau, plus a couple of other liberal MPs (doesn't matter which ones, any will do).
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06-14-2013, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
"Whatever fits in the Trebuchet" is always an entertaining sport.
The trick is to start with a Trebuchet that resembles a Ft Mac-scale mining truck.
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Agreed.....and it must be on fire too
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06-14-2013, 10:53 AM
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biggest deep fryer fire while cooking chicken wings in back of pickup box cross country
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06-14-2013, 11:54 AM
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skeet shooting from the back of a moving p/u truck
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06-14-2013, 02:31 PM
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golf n rabbit hunt event
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06-14-2013, 02:43 PM
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AO Olympic Event
Ranting. Two styles:
1) Classic Ranting. Must be about Liberal/commies, immigrants, education, or "kids these days". Extra points for foam and spit. Double bonus points if you actually don't vote, don't know any immigrants, have little education, or have no children yourself.
2) Freestyle Ranting. Can be about anything. The more obscure the irritant the better. Extra points for creativity mixed with outrage.
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06-14-2013, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Okotokian
Ranting. Two styles:
1) Classic Ranting. Must be about Liberal/commies, immigrants, education, or "kids these days". Extra points for foam and spit. Double bonus points if you actually don't vote, don't know any immigrants, have little education, or have no children yourself.
2) Freestyle Ranting. Can be about anything. The more obscure the irritant the better. Extra points for creativity mixed with outrage.
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Capital idea Okie. Make it a biathalon event by adding Olympic Turd Polishing as an integral part of the competition...
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06-14-2013, 04:22 PM
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Not to derail, but I did not want to start a new post just to tell BeeGuy that is the greatest signature/picture (Superman) EVER. Nicely done. Still laughing.
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Too bad 'through' is mispelled as 'threw'.
Bobby B.
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06-14-2013, 04:30 PM
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Make it a biathalon event by adding Olympic Turd Polishing as an integral part of the competition...
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I thought Turd Polishing was only part of the Liberal Olympics. 
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06-14-2013, 06:09 PM
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Poacher hunting
Cyber bashing
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06-14-2013, 06:40 PM
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Poacher hunting
Cyber bashing
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poacher hunting????
ooooooo....I like it!!!!
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06-14-2013, 07:34 PM
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Alberta "Survivor" event.
Drive across Alberta from Hinton to Llloyd, crisscrossing the back roads (gravel where possible), in a BMW with Ontario plates, with bumper stickers supporting gun control, PETA, and windmills. Team event with one Toronto CBC executive and one Ottawa bureaucrat in each car. Required to loudly and persistently inquire of an adult local where the nearest Starbucks is at each official town or village encountered. No interim carwashes or detailing permitted.
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06-15-2013, 01:38 PM
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Too bad 'through' is mispelled as 'threw'.
Bobby B.
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My apologies to BeeGuy. A member sent me a link to an earlier thread, now I know the misspelling of 'through' is intentional. Sorry again. My Bad.
Bobby B.
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06-15-2013, 02:17 PM
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Poacher hunting
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06-15-2013, 03:40 PM
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Custom pool noodle cutting and fitting relay event. 1 member must cut the noodle , 1 must custom fit to mirror, 3 member must fire a 3 shot group . Group that finishes the quickest gets gold.
Flaming cow patty ( dried obviously) skeet shooting
Triple shot ( of whisk) full back pack long jump.
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06-15-2013, 03:44 PM
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The 1000m barbed wire fence hurdle in full gear including boots......OUCH!!!!!
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06-15-2013, 07:58 PM
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How about bobbing for French fries ,it would be fun to watch!
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life,there would be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug larson. Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright.
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06-15-2013, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
"Whatever fits in the Trebuchet" is always an entertaining sport.
The trick is to start with a Trebuchet that resembles a Ft Mac-scale mining truck.
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I'd love to see one that's got enough power to shoot a full grown steer about 500 yards, this would be way better than hockey!lol
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life,there would be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug larson. Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright.
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06-15-2013, 08:03 PM
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How about bobbing for French fries ,it would be fun to watch!
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In the boiling oil?????
Your nutso friendo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by schmedlap
Bushwhacking through a muskeg swamp in chest waders?
Winching a truck with no trees in range and no shovel in the box?
Whitewater rafting in a 12' tinner?
Tinner surfing (When the only way to get to the beach is to surf her in on the 5' swells)?
Loose shale slope crossing (in chest waders, and with a rod and reel held in the mouth, and a steep 50' cliff at the bottom)?
Repack reassembled steering box bearings, in the pouring rain, with no grease at hand (the Preparation H solution - thank God for hemorroids)?
Full chest wader swimming?
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Tried whitewater tinning a while back... Too hard on the bunz
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AOF Cage Match's 
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