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Old 12-08-2021, 11:02 AM
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Default Way too much scary news reported in forums… here is another

https://www.cp24.com/world/dozens-of...otox-1.5698291

I know. I find it horrible. Absolutely horrible. What’s wrong with this world and the need to cheat?
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Old 12-08-2021, 11:08 AM
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Why am I not surprised. Ugly camels need affection too.
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Old 12-08-2021, 11:11 AM
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Why am I not surprised. Ugly camels need affection too.
Hopefully people can smile reading this story.
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Old 12-08-2021, 11:39 AM
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Hopefully people can smile reading this story.
LOL, I smiled just reading the title of the article and that's as far as I got
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Old 12-08-2021, 11:49 AM
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I thought females in the Middle East were required to wear a Burka? The only one who was allowed to see them was there husband after their wedding day?

Are you sure that female camels are even allowed to compete in this pageantry?

(Sure hope this does not offend the Saudis!! We all know how they deal with criticism!!)

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Old 12-08-2021, 12:46 PM
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Camels seem to be popular lately. I recently heard that the Suffield military base in Alberta will be transitioning from artillery and soldier training to the global camel crossbreeding program. This is part of the Alberta government's economic diversity plan.

In secret the breeding program has already been experimenting with cross breeding camels with different animals to create a versatile creature that can be used by Canada's new mounted soldier platoons.

Being that camels are a very efficient hot weather open desert animal the program decided they would cross breed the camel with a moose, known for it's abilities to live in a cold weather forested areas with snow. This new hybrid "Cameloose" will be used by all Canadian battalions for soldiers to ride into the front line battles in all conditions and climates.

The Alberta government is created a new hunting opportunity as well. The federal government has agreed to have all excess cameloose to be released on all Alberta's lands. The highly adaptable cameloose will create new hunting opportunities in the southern part of the province and badlands as well as the muskeg and bushland north of Highway 16.



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Old 12-08-2021, 01:44 PM
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Now Eugene, quit spreading false information!!!

You know for a fact that the Canadian Army has no guns to give to the Cameloose Battalion Soldiers, so technically they could never ride into the front lines of any battle, because Canada cannot fight back. Justin saw to that long ago.

Heck, even the regular troops have to use antique Colt 1911 Sidearms, so there definitely will be no budget for any other guns for our Cameloose Soldiers!


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Old 12-08-2021, 04:08 PM
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Now Eugene, quit spreading false information!!!

You know for a fact that the Canadian Army has no guns to give to the Cameloose Battalion Soldiers, so technically they could never ride into the front lines of any battle, because Canada cannot fight back. Justin saw to that long ago.

Heck, even the regular troops have to use antique Colt 1911 Sidearms, so there definitely will be no budget for any other guns for our Cameloose Soldiers!


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Thread morphing.


Lol

From a funny story about botoxing camels in a Saudi camel beauty competition to Trudeau’s failure in the armed forces.

This is funnier than the OP.

LMAO.
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Old 12-08-2021, 04:43 PM
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Sundance,

The key to enjoying life is to look for the opportunities to laugh even if it requires poking fun at the obvious.

Just ask any CAF 18 pilot, its the only way they get through their day.

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Old 12-08-2021, 05:19 PM
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Sundance,

The key to enjoying life is to look for the opportunities to laugh even if it requires poking fun at the obvious.

Just ask any CAF 18 pilot, its the only way they get through their day.

Drewski
Totally. I’m not complaining about the turn in topic. But rather find it part of the OP humour.

Trudeau tries so hard to put lipstick on the pig… similar to Botox in the camel wrinkles. Lol
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Old 12-08-2021, 06:07 PM
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“Wu’ll have none O’ that cheatin’ in ourrr sheep pageants” Groundskeeper Willy
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Camel Toe comes to mind...
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