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Old 01-16-2014, 05:16 PM
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While at the synergy wellness centre for some testing today, I noticed a very large smoking area outside comes with seating and all.
This is a place to go for medical imaging, diagnostic testing, massage, dental etc.
it's a building that houses all these types of businesses

I thought what a contradiction this is.....

Prior to that I had to go for the test that every guy over 40 dreads....
I met Mr. Glove. Thankfully the Dr wore a wig and had small fingers.
He announced that everything "looked" good. I got to thinking if the end of his finger lit up like ET.

Just my thoughts on this day.

Ps. Womun. So many contradictions.
Sorry to beat you to it Redfrog. I'm confident you will come up with a few more

Pss Redford and conservative. Again my apologies Jim.
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Old 01-16-2014, 05:51 PM
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I spent 2 months at the Cross Cancer Clinic this summer and couldn't get over the number of people....including staff...out on the sidewalks and street smoking up a storm !
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Old 01-16-2014, 06:00 PM
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Hunters advocating the banning of other forms of hunting....eg.. Rifle hunters and bow hunters....coumpound and crossbow hunters.....bow hunters and spear chuckers.....etc.
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Old 01-16-2014, 06:04 PM
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Conservate governments that spend too much.
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Old 01-16-2014, 06:30 PM
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people on forums that scream high horses while standing on stacked soap boxes
I can't be accused of that one
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People that won't eat wild game because hunting is cruel but will buy frozen Chicken at Wallmart ...like the chicken had a pleasant life/death experience
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People who own a hybrid for the environment, yet live in huge houses with heated pools, heated driveways, and ski behind huge boats at resorts they fly to.
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I on e talked to a bowhunter who was new to the game that used a tab because it was " traditional " !?
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Hey Dac the ol finger in the bum thing isn't really needed they can do a simple blood test .... Maybe your doc wants to take you for dinner?
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Old 01-16-2014, 08:16 PM
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Hey Dac the ol finger in the bum thing isn't really needed they can do a simple blood test .... Maybe your doc wants to take you for dinner?
Especially since doc went through all the trouble of dressing up for it...... lol.
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Old 01-16-2014, 08:27 PM
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Hey Dac the ol finger in the bum thing isn't really needed they can do a simple blood test .... Maybe your doc wants to take you for dinner?
Proper screening unfortunately means both need to be done. I keep telling my doctor that if he winks at me I'm out ta there.
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The blood test is an indicator at best.....the finger and a biopsy tell the story.
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Old 01-16-2014, 08:58 PM
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Hey Dac the ol finger in the bum thing isn't really needed they can do a simple blood test .... Maybe your doc wants to take you for dinner?

Dinner would be nice. I've been seeing him for 15 years now
I think it's time...

Gave my ounce of blood today as well.
Found out that lab assistants get paid well, and those cups they give us to pee in are never big enough.
For the amount of coffee going in, almost as much has to come out.

I still think the ladies have it worse.


Easy labour, that's probably another contradiction.
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It happens on Ao regularly. Just get banned and sign up under a new name.
Born again...
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If I'm ever banned I will reemerge as "bornagain" they will never figure it out shhhh!!!
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If I'm ever banned I will reemerge as "bornagain" they will never figure it out shhhh!!!
Bornagain. Are you from Denmark? The Netherlands maybe?
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Bornagain. Are you from Denmark? The Netherlands maybe?
That would be Bjournagenn
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That would be Bjournagenn
Is that what you sing along too while you're in the plow truck??
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