Waste not want not; and other favorite quotes from your parents

[Ken07AOVette]

you start, put up your favorite quotes.

(The grand parent ones are the best )

[Bigwoodsman]

Close the door, you weren’t born in a barn!

BW

[Hawkeye]

Marry in haste and repent at leisure!

[bat119]

I had no shoes and complained until I met a man with no feet.


???? to a twelve year old wanting new Adidas

[ghfalls]

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but don’t wipe your friends on the carpet

[Soulcousin]

Everybody gets 24 hours in the day.

[Map Maker]

If you can’t buy it with cash, you don’t deserve it.

[trailraat]

Great Grampa (passed down by my mom)

Your up and down like a fart on a curtain pole.

Your eyes are redder than than two eagles arses in a power dive.

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[Dom4]

My favourite is “wrong information is worse than none at all”

That one makes for some good laughs if someone in the family makes a mistake.


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[Bigwoodsman]

Reading all of these is causing me to miss mom and dad more than I already do.

Great thread Ken

BW

[DisplacedCaper]

As a teen when leaving the house my dad would always say some pleasantry like “have fun, have a good night” or “home by midnight” but ALWAYS followed by
“The life you save, may be your own”


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[gordfishing]

my dad

I'm note saying their crooked but if I was a chicken/rooster
I'd roost dam high

[warriorboy10]

“Slicker than snot on a doorknob”
“Be an asset not a hinderance”
“Don’t put your p&*$er where you wouldn’t put your fingers”

[Map Maker]

Originally Posted by warriorboy10

“Slicker than snot on a doorknob”
“Be an asset not a hinderance”
“Don’t put your p&*$er where you wouldn’t put your fingers”

Lol think you got that one mixed up.