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Old 12-14-2014, 08:29 PM
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Honey is the only food which does not spoil.
Porcupines can float in water.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
You spend 7 years of your life in the bathroom.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Canada makes up 6.67 percent of the Earth's land area
I want to be a lion in my next life.
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Old 12-14-2014, 08:37 PM
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Honey is the only food which does not spoil.
Porcupines can float in water.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
You spend 7 years of your life in the bathroom.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Canada makes up 6.67 percent of the Earth's land area
Can't see anyone spending 7 years in the bathroom.
Check out 12 and 13.
http://news.distractify.com/dark/tri...pend-our-time/
Maybe some women though.....lol
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:06 PM
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The word anagram spelled backwards is margana which means nothing at all. Ironic, no?
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:11 PM
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racecar spelled backwards spells racecar
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:13 PM
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The Mariana trench is deeper than Everest is tall
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:15 PM
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:19 PM
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The word "putz" is Yiddish for what comes off in a circumcision. (Ie:the foreskin!)
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:32 PM
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Can't see anyone spending 7 years in the bathroom.
Check out 12 and 13.
http://news.distractify.com/dark/tri...pend-our-time/
Maybe some women though.....lol
Yup must have been referring to females.
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Old 12-15-2014, 07:53 AM
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A piece of paper can only be folded in half 6 times
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Old 12-15-2014, 08:18 AM
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Statistic to always remember :

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population .
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Old 12-15-2014, 08:34 AM
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Statistic to always remember :

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population .
Makes sense...can't argue with actual numbers!
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Old 12-15-2014, 12:09 PM
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Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob ..who hasn't
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Old 12-15-2014, 03:06 PM
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The space between the E and X in the FedEx symbol is an arrow.
Now that one is golden. The apple logo turned sideways is the half silhouette of a Gray alien. Some space junky pointed that out to me
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Old 12-15-2014, 03:24 PM
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Statistics reveal that people who have the most birthdays live the longest.


French fries are neither french nor fried.
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:23 PM
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Nothing rhymes with purple, silver or orange
Orand - door hinge... ????
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:50 PM
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The average American over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in line...
The average person will spend 4 years of their life on the toilet...
Geez that's a total of 9 years gone outa your life..and this doesn't include sleeping!!!!
Nawww...

A 50 year old would have to spend nearly two and half hours a day in line, every day of his life from birth to total 5 years in line.

You would have to spend an hour on the toilet each day from birth until you are 96 to total four years. What the heck else are you doing in there????

And how many years has Zip stood in line for the bathroom? LOL
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:52 PM
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A piece of paper can only be folded in half 6 times
Regardless of size or method?
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Old 12-15-2014, 05:44 PM
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Regardless of size or method?
I think the myth busters got 8 with a piece the size of an aircraft hanger.iirc.
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Old 12-15-2014, 05:55 PM
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The longest word in the English language (and likely all languages) is the chemical
name of "Titin" at 189,819 letters and there's a 3.5 hour video of someone
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Old 12-15-2014, 06:58 PM
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50% of all people love McDonalds. The other half are liars.
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Old 12-15-2014, 07:32 PM
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Nawww...

A 50 year old would have to spend nearly two and half hours a day in line, every day of his life from birth to total 5 years in line.

You would have to spend an hour on the toilet each day from birth until you are 96 to total four years. What the heck else are you doing in there????

And how many years has Zip stood in line for the bathroom? LOL
Oko thanks for the timeline breakdown..I see where even with my usual bathroom visits and "unusual " visits I couldn't possibly do this..I got the info from a website that a lot of the same trivia as I see on this thread..but I either wrote it all down wrong or something..I was on one of my "unusual" visits when I stumbled across that bit of trivia..sorry everyone I have been proven wrong on my post and I take full responsibility...umm, can I blame my "unusual" visit as a being sidetracked???
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:42 PM
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A succesful pilot retires with and equal number of takeoffs and landings.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:41 PM
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Alaska is the most northern, western, and eastern US state (because it crosses the 180* line of longitude).
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to the moon landing than the building of the Great Pyramid.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:54 PM
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Lake x is dead.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:58 PM
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The very tip of southern ontario is in line with northern California. Rainbow lake AB is further west than Nelson BC.
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Old 12-15-2014, 11:06 PM
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Old 12-16-2014, 07:46 AM
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The Dodge Viper logo looks like Daffy Duck when viewed upside down .
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Old 12-16-2014, 08:22 AM
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In the 1700’s, you could sell a fresh deerskin of a buck for one dollar – hence, the term “buck.”
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