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John Wick
Most of his kills were extremely wasteful.
He double and triple and quadruple tapped when most times just one was needed.
He could use some time and materials management training and the 4th movie could have the same number of kills in half the time.
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12-16-2021, 03:27 PM
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Seriously, take a minute to read it
The obituary of Renay Mandel Corren of El Paso TX has gone viral, for good reason. Written by her son Andy of NYC, it is an ode to his red haired, plus-sized Jewish lady redneck mother.
https://www.fayobserver.com/obituaries/m0028451
Excerpt from the Fayetteville Observer obituary:
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Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it.
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RIP Renay
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“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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12-18-2021, 07:42 PM
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8 second gif
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12-20-2021, 10:58 AM
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“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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12-20-2021, 04:17 PM
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I do that all the time with mine but its usually a Ford or GM I'm pulling.
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Makes go me hmmm?
Whenever someone sees a UFO it’s always described as lights in the sky why would a space ship need exterior lights?
Obviously they don’t want to be seen
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Dog food shortages in the states, wild times we live in.
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12-23-2021, 01:34 PM
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Sure wish Calgary Flames could draft a player named David McConnor.
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12-23-2021, 06:09 PM
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Meanwhile, in Edmonton
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“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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Christmas prank
Definitely in the running for the all-time winner of the most devious, underhanded, and downright evil food pranks. 
https://imgur.com/gallery/EibaUG1
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“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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Ah yes it is so satisfying seeing someone's disappointment lol.
A few Halloweens ago I opened and ate all of the smarties. Then filled the little boxes back up with Cheerios. Glued them shut and mixed them back in with the leftover candies. They even sounded the same when shaking the boxes. Our daughter was heartbroken and confused. It was so funny. She was complaining about it to her grandmother. Her grandmother was going to email the company and complain about the mistake. Then I had to tell them what I did. I can just imagine the email responding to this crazy lady claiming her smarties were actually Cheerios 
Sent from my BAH2-W19 using Tapatalk
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Does this count as an exotic these days?
Here is another "you wouldn't believe this if they hadn't posted a video":
https://imgur.com/gallery/XAjxFbb
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A few Halloweens ago I opened and ate all of the smarties. Then filled the little boxes back up with Cheerios. Glued them shut and mixed them back in with the leftover candies. They even sounded the same when shaking the boxes
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Well done! Pure genius. You do need to let us know if she comes up with a retaliatory prank.
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12-27-2021, 01:06 PM
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Video from 2013
Who do you call when the fire department is hours away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkV64GJihA
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12-29-2021, 08:36 AM
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First Pharaoh was 3100 BC. Last native Pharaoh 343 BC.
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Thats crazy
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A representation
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Video of a Golden Eagle taking flight with a fox in its' talons.
https://www.world-today-news.com/vid...in-its-talons/
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Cover scent fail!
We should all take this opportunity to learn from his mistake.
https://imgur.com/gallery/jwQWOzC
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A great interview nice to see someone talking some common sense,its not hard to see why people are divided. 
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life,there would be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug larson. Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright.
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Who was that idiot who…
Years ago heard someone say “Awe shucks. Looks like those grapes all shrivelled up.” And then piped in… “How about we put them in a carrot cake?”
That guy… that guy… man o man I don’t like that guy.
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Please don't turn below into a discussion, just an update is all this is.
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Jan 7 - Score one for transparency.
"A federal judge in Texas on Thursday ordered the Food and Drug Administration to make public the data it
relied on to license Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine, imposing a dramatically accelerated schedule that should result in
the release of all information within about eight months.
That’s roughly 75 years and four months faster than the FDA said it could".."Rather than producing 500 pages a
month — the FDA's proposed timeline — he ordered the agency to turn over 55,000 a month. That means all the
Pfizer vaccine data should be public by the end of the summer rather than, say, the year 2097.."
https://www.reuters.com/legal/govern...cs-2022-01-07/
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Sooner than they think
Coming soon to a socialist democracy near you.
https://imgur.com/gallery/9HEBgiK
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Rigging failure. Commonly known as "that's gonna leave a mark".
https://imgur.com/gallery/48OjJdX#
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It's true! Cats always knock stuff over.
https://imgur.com/gallery/4AV59EI
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If I am standing on a mountainside in the Swiss Alps and yell… “Ricola”… do the locals get it?
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