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Old 04-20-2023, 12:28 PM
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Beer thief!

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Old 04-22-2023, 10:06 PM
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The Stardate right now is

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Old 04-24-2023, 05:32 PM
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Hero, Nutmeg, and the pool noodles.

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Old 04-25-2023, 06:34 AM
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Our rivers finally let go a few days ago in a thermal as opposed to a dynamic break up, the Athabasca has a bit of a jam just upstream
from the bridge, but it won't be long before we are back on the water!
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Old 04-25-2023, 11:11 PM
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If it's stupid, and it works, it might still be stupid.

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Old 04-28-2023, 05:45 PM
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If your child ever wandered off in a store, you can relate to this.

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Old 04-30-2023, 10:02 AM
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Meanwhile, in Conception Bay, Newfoundland.

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Old 04-30-2023, 11:37 AM
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Very prophetic movie. This short video was likely inspired by Mike Judge's interview on the Joe Rogan Experience.

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Old 04-30-2023, 11:55 AM
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Stoat sidekick

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Old 05-02-2023, 10:48 AM
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When seeing the neighbourhood kids playing outside gives you anxiety.

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Old 05-08-2023, 06:11 PM
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Improve your employees' concentration level and attention to detail in one easy step.

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Old 05-25-2023, 10:36 AM
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Technology bypass injured area. Link transmitters to brain.
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Old 06-04-2023, 11:12 AM
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Looks like Stoney Trail Constructors has expanded their operation to include India.

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Old 06-24-2023, 10:30 AM
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Bullwinkle's Landscaping is now operating in NW Calgary.

Reddit thread with 19 second video:
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A northwest Calgary resident looked out their window to discover a very large guest visitor early Friday.

A video was posted on Reddit by a poster who said a moose with some large antlers was spotted munching on branches in their backyard close to the University of Calgary.

The ravenous moose also feasted on a nearby apple tree.

It then effortlessly leapt over a hedge in order to check out what was on the other side.

The city reminds residents to steer clear of any moose they might see in their neighbourhood.
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Old 06-24-2023, 01:07 PM
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Hotel room =30$
3men x10$ =30$

Manager realizes room is 25$ and sends bellboy up with 5$ refund

Bellboy has 5$ in loonies and cant make change so agrees each man gets a loonie and the hop will keep 2$ tip

3 men x 9$ = 27$
Tip =2$


27$ + 2$ = 29$



Where is the dollar?

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Old 06-26-2023, 03:28 PM
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Bassem Youssef discussing freedom and Jan. 6 with Jon Stewart.

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Old 06-26-2023, 06:26 PM
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3 men x 9$ = 27$
Tip =2$

Where is the dollar?
You're included some money, mainly the $2.00, twice, once in what they paid total and then once again in the tip.

-Room: $25.00
-Tip: $2.00
-Total: $27.00

3 men x $9.00: $27.00
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Old 07-01-2023, 05:51 PM
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Violent Tornado Hits Homes Near Didsbury, Alberta

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Old 07-02-2023, 11:42 AM
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How a knife is made:

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Old 07-05-2023, 11:45 PM
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When it is running straight at you, how much ground can a brown bear cover in 5 seconds?

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Old 07-19-2023, 04:42 PM
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It's important to record your fishing adventures.

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Old 07-28-2023, 11:28 AM
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There is a face palm in his future.

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Old 08-04-2023, 07:35 PM
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A timely safety briefing to kick off the long weekend.

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Old 08-06-2023, 06:58 PM
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Critters in the crop field. Louisiana style.

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Out shopping I saw a person who looked like the deputy pm.
Not a good sight.
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Old 08-19-2023, 02:08 PM
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Out shopping I saw a person who looked like the deputy pm.
Not a good sight.

One of those cows on Whyte Ave?
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Old 08-19-2023, 06:03 PM
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Have you ever looked at a self propelled sprayer and thought "I can make it".

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Old 08-21-2023, 02:04 PM
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How not to remove a wasp nest from a yard light.

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Old 08-29-2023, 06:38 PM
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Steve O buys an Apple computer.

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Old 08-31-2023, 06:19 PM
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Who hasn't had a similar experience trying to open a food package?
Turn the sound on.

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