Hunting Pranks

[IginlaOutfitting]

Thought this would be a great forum to share some funny jokes played on hunting/fishing buddies. Last fall after a long morning of walking through the bush in two feet of snow, my hunting buddy and I returned to the truck welcomed by two steamers left on under each door of the pick-up, can't wait to get the boys back this fall for their smelly present, but how.....

[packhuntr]

Hey, a little azz wipe stuffed into the objective lenses of their scopes one morning when the whitetails are really given-er, should fix your problem!!! And Mr. Big gets away again, , that might not be a real good idea....Then again...

keep a strain on er.

[BrownBear416]

I stole my buddies Leatherman out of his sheath when we were quading and stuck it in my pocket with the intent of letting him sweat it a bit thinking he lost it.Somehow before he realized it was missing it fell out of my pocket and i lost it. So i did what any good friend would do.....i helped him look for it and kept my damn mouth shut.

I also set up a mounted 160 whitetail buck out in a cutblock and tricked my 70year old uncle into shooting it.

[IginlaOutfitting]

The best ice-fishin prank is to tie some line from your chair over to your buddies tip up and jerk away, he is sure to get lots of exercise before snapping, they often look down the hole and tell you how big the phantom fish is

[packhuntr]

Haha , ive done the same thing afew times but while bait fishin on soft water. Someone gets bored or goes for another beer or whatever, and i often gives me just enough time if ive got my sh#t together.Just tie off with a spool of mono to the rod tip while the rod is in the rod holder, run er straight down, under a rock, and spool er off back to your chair. Start yarding, and the show begins Nothin better than watchin somone on the run for a bite when the fishins been slow man , ive watched some awesome lookin crash and burns!! The hook sets are explosive too, and they are always showin off, cause they know everyone is lookin!!! .

keep a strain on er.

[Jamie]

Ohhh.. Lets see

Dirty underwear in the pillow case (DIRTY DIRTY)
Can of ham under the mattress.. (# days sleeping on it)
Air conditioning turned on in a running truck (-30 or so)
Air conditioning blasted in the back of a suburban and blaming it on leaky windows from Westlock to Calgary, (Cripes that was cold)
Guy getting pulled from tent by a horse (I WISH I could have seen that one)
A FULL moon hanging out the door of a trailer as the guy opens the door and climbs the steps. (I actually laughed so hard I got a bleeding nose)
Guy holding a armful of fire wood while another guy is loading him up from approx 1.5' below and sneaking up behind the holder, ripping down his sweat pants only to find out he was not wearing any underwear. And the loader getting the surprise of his life. (Perhaps the best ever)

We have a bunch of fun... My wife thinks we are all little kids

Jamie

[whitetail Junkie]

I also set up a mounted 160 whitetail buck out in a cutblock and tricked my 70year old uncle into shooting it.[/QUOTE]

Now thats to funny!!! You just gave me some great ideas for this fall

[vantheman]

If someone in your vehicle falls asleep while you are driving, slam on the breaks, hold down the horn and cry out all at once.

Obviously discretion must be used as to when and where you attempt this prank. The results can be quite hilarious if executed correctly.

[mtylerb]

Originally Posted by vantheman

If someone in your vehicle falls asleep while you are driving, slam on the breaks, hold down the horn and cry out all at once.

Obviously discretion must be used as to when and where you attempt this prank. The results can be quite hilarious if executed correctly.

Even better, when your passenger is asleep, find a semi in one of those roadside pulloffs and approach slowly from the front. Then slam on the brakes, holding the steering wheel with both hands, push yourself back in the seat and scream. Your passenger might just have an accident as they wake up to see a semi's headlights in the front window. You don't have to be going very fast, either, a barely registering speed will still give you quite the lurch forward when braking quickly and the person just waking up won't know the difference.

As said above, though, use discretion.

Reading this thread i have to say WOW I have never even thought of this kind of stuff . Just me .

[elnino54]

I was heading to our hunting area with 2 buddies in the truck, one in the front pass. seat, the other in the back.........well the guy in the back always had the habit of attaching one of those scent wafers to his boot soaked in deer estrus. On this day the guy in back decided to take the wafer off his boot and very carefully place it on the left shoulder of the guy in the front seat. (He was busy talking and looking out the pass side window). Of course he eventually smells it and turns to give the guy in the back **** for wearing those things in the truck, but every time he turns his head he gets the strong waft of the doe estrus. This went on for several minutes, with the guy in front just about losing it, complaining about the bad smell and how it kept coming in waves.............Meanwhile, I'm trying to keep the truck on the road, I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes and I couldn't see, my guts were in agony and I could barely keep my hands on the steering wheel..........It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen......lol

[Kanonfodder]

Man am I glad I am not the only immature sort around. We just got back from a stag where ten of us headed to Dore Lake in N Sask for 6 days of fishn, after being informed that the cabins were on a cistern system and to use the "if its yellow let it mellow and if it's brown flush it down" a few of us decided that aroma is best shared and would sneak into other guys cabins and if it was brown we would leave it around.

[bsnyder]

Originally Posted by Kanonfodder

Man am I glad I am not the only immature sort around. We just got back from a stag where ten of us headed to Dore Lake in N Sask for 6 days of fishn, after being informed that the cabins were on a cistern system and to use the "if its yellow let it mellow and if it's brown flush it down" a few of us decided that aroma is best shared and would sneak into other guys cabins and if it was brown we would leave it around.

How is Dore Lake?I have a place in Bigriver and am dying to try it

[jpohlic]

Not exactly a hunting story but its pretty funny anyway.

A buddy and I were playing paintball at the cabin. I had him in my sights and he gave up, but I shot him in the nads anyway. He went back to the cabin and I gave him some time to cool off cuz he was ****ed! When I got back he pulled his hand from his pants, dripping fake blood, and said "It broke." My face must have gone white I felt so bad.

That was close to 20 years ago... I don't feel so bad anymore but I still owe him for that.

[BloodHound70]

Well a few years ago myself and 3 buddies were up hunting near GP. We had the good fortune of using a family friends drilling camp as home base. The trailers were not being used at the time, so we had the whole camp to ourselves. We split into pairs for the entire trip. What we didn't tell the other pair was that amongst the empty trailers was one that had a full fuctioning bathroom complete with showers. Everyday me and my buddy would make sure we got to camp first and have a shower and use the can. When we would be all together and had to go use the facilities, we would walk into the bush as if to go, then skirt the camp and slip into the working trailer. For five days we let the other 2 guys crap in the bush and not shower. On the fifth day as one of the guys was proceeding to go do his deed in the bush, we asked him why he is always going into the bush when there is a perfectly good bathroom just over there in the trailer. We completely lost it.... I laughed so hard I could barely breath. After they calmed down a bit (didn't find it nearly as funny as we did) they said it finally all made sense to them. They couldn't figure out why we didn't stink like them and always looked so clean.....We still to this day give them a hard time about it. Truely one of our greatest gags.

BH

[Loco]

Back when I guided lots we always made plans on where we were going to hunt. So i was about a mile from where the other guide was going. It was about an hour before dark and i herad shoots in the drection where he was so I headed over. Found that they had shoot a moose and he had left his hunter to go and get help. well I had a bike stashed in the bush real close and instead of waiting I pulled the moose out with his hunter and headed to camp. Well to make this even better the other guide headed back in With the boss and when they got there no hunter or moose he couldn't understand where they were or if he made a wrong turn somewhere. After about 20 mins the boss said that he could see the drag marks and that the guts where still fresh. He cused me for a week after.
Loco

[unclebuck]

Two of us put the remains of a grizz pile(highbush cranberry)in a jar and put into our neighbours cupboard. All of us have known each other for at least 20years. What a commotion when they put the "jam" on their toast the next morning!!!!! One of the wives probably caught "*****" for the poor quality of her jam.

[ungulateslayer]

i got even for a buddy leaving my spool of fishing line short changed so when i cast i only had 2 yards of line loaded...no fish that day!so the next day it was payback time at supper i did the cooking and every one was a little tipsy from the brown sauce and whisky. i put earth worms on his plate, covered it with spagetti sauce and serves up his supper ...he turned 3 shades of green ..ran out the door an heaved like no tommorow!

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

Ah man after nearly peein my self and definitely wiping the tears away Dick this is frickin hilarious , just for some of the newer members thought Id bump this thread alive again . Man that is funny . I think I got a picture resembling something close to this .

Originally Posted by Dick284

I pulled this one on a young feller who just killed his first deer.
It happened to be a doe, and as I made my way over to the kill I proceeded to drop my pants and attempt to mount the now dead doe, only to stop short of dropping my underwear, and apologized to him for my bad manners,got a real serious look on my face, and said I guess since you shot her you get the first ride, I think he stopped only because my wife walked around the corner of the bush. I had sore ribs for a week after laughing so hard.

[Slash8]

One of the boys in our group would go to the same spot in the bush to have his morning glory day after day, we pulled his trail cam off a bear bait set up and put it by his pooping grounds. The day before he was going to retrieve the camera off the bait site we put it back in the original position. The look on his face was priceless when he was flipping through the pictures. First confusion and then shock. I can't write what he said to us but we all had a good laugh.

[Shmag]

Originally Posted by Slash8

One of the boys in our group would go to the same spot in the bush to have his morning glory day after day, we pulled his trail cam off a bear bait set up and put it by his pooping grounds. The day before he was going to retrieve the camera off the bait site we put it back in the original position. The look on his face was priceless when he was flipping through the pictures. First confusion and then shock. I can't write what he said to us but we all had a good laugh.

LMAO I like your style!!!

[5Weight]

I used to work at a golf course. One winter I caught a very large pike icefishing, and on the way home from the lake, stopped at the golf course, walked out onto the frozen water hazard with all my fishing gear, and took a bunch of pictures of me triumphantly holding my prize. The water hazard of course had no fish in it, but that didn't stop me from telling the others I pulled it out from there.

One of my golf shop staff (a retired gentleman who was a lot of fun - and a very much above board kinda guy) of course didn't believe it and suspected a prank... but he wasn't 100% sure. SO, I got a buddy of mine to call the golf course pretending to be the editor of a big fishing publication wanting to do a story on this pike he had heard of. I was hiding in the back room watching my employee sqirm on the phone as the "editor" kept saying, "I need a quote for this article and am under a deadline. I can't wait to talk to your boss when he gets back. I'm going to use your name"... My empoyee, being a very honest guy and someone not sure if this was a true story or not, was adamantly telling the "editor" that he didn't want his name used in print.

After the phone call, I reappeared in the golf shop where I was greeted with a frantic explanation of the phone call.

He didn't believe the big pike was caught at the golf course, but he did believe the editor of Field and Stream was calling... Man, were we laughing over that one.