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Old 06-26-2019, 09:49 PM
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Default The dog brought home a rabbit... lol

So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS . I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

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Old 06-26-2019, 10:01 PM
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So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS . I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

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Old 06-26-2019, 10:09 PM
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ROFL. That's hilarious.
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Old 06-26-2019, 10:11 PM
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Old 06-26-2019, 10:21 PM
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So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS . I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming. so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

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i was telling my wife about that video but could not remember the comedian/ actor that claimed that as his story can you tell me who it was that told that story ?
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Old 06-26-2019, 10:41 PM
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Oh my god I’m still laughing
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Old 06-26-2019, 11:31 PM
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Thanks for a great laugh!!
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Old 06-26-2019, 11:38 PM
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Bahahaha that’s a gooder!
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Old 06-27-2019, 06:16 AM
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i was telling my wife about that video but could not remember the comedian/ actor that claimed that as his story can you tell me who it was that told that story ?
See sightings here: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-hare-dryer/
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Old 06-27-2019, 06:21 AM
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Zombie rabbit ground zero!!

Hilarious!!!
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Old 06-27-2019, 06:48 AM
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Thanks for the morning laugh. Stress followed by a belly hugger.
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Old 06-27-2019, 10:19 AM
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That is the funniest thing I've read this year on AO.

And your Subaru test drive was pretty darn funny as well!

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Old 06-27-2019, 10:29 AM
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i was telling my wife about that video but could not remember the comedian/ actor that claimed that as his story can you tell me who it was that told that story ?
Baxter Black tells it best. I'm not sure if he wrote it.
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Old 06-27-2019, 10:35 AM
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Funny as all get out. Pet Cemetery comes to mind.

They must have really been freaked out.
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Old 06-27-2019, 01:43 PM
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Great story .... made me smile.

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Old 06-27-2019, 03:50 PM
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always loved that one lol
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Old 06-27-2019, 04:26 PM
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First time I saw that story was in a Readers Digest "Life's Like that" many years ago. I still tell it every once in a while! I remember it as the neighbor saying "Our rabbit died three days ago and we buried it. Some weirdo dug it up and put it back in it's hutch!"
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Old 06-27-2019, 04:57 PM
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Still laughing.

Congrats

Good one.
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Old 06-27-2019, 08:18 PM
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Damn that’s good.
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Old 06-27-2019, 09:13 PM
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thanks for the chuckle
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Old 06-27-2019, 09:41 PM
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Demon Rabbit!!

isn't that a gag on the dickie robert's movie? the david spade movie??
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Old 06-27-2019, 10:19 PM
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You got me lol I thought that was a serious story hadn't heard that one before. Just the right amounts of BS and story telling
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