High tech Redneck

[Redfrog]

I was visiting my daughter today. I asked her for a newspaper. She said "Dad, get with the new millenium, we use ipads now."

I'll tell you what. that yellow jacket that was annoying me never knew what hit him.

Yanno those Ipads are poorly built.

[Stinky Buffalo]

Yup, hopefully the next generation of iSomethings will be made using the new CORNING® GORILLA® GLASS.

Should hold up better when those wasps decide to revisit.

[TheKi]

i got stung by a wasp today, i wish i had something to hit that SOB with