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Old 08-13-2011, 04:23 PM
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"there is a fine between fishing and standing on the shore like and ideot"
"luck my ___ says it, my ____ says it but i dont beilve it, Luck is another excuss for having a bad day on the water"
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Old 08-13-2011, 04:44 PM
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All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish. ~Harold F. Blaisdell, The Philosophical Fisherman, 1969

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~Author Unknown

There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965

Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark

Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish. ~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954

Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. ~Author Unknown
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" There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965 "
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Old 08-13-2011, 04:55 PM
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She's a tough cow to hump but we need the calves! Okay that probably has nothing to do with fishing I'm just wasted.
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Old 08-13-2011, 05:52 PM
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I think were gonna need a bigger boat
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Old 08-13-2011, 10:38 PM
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"Awe @#$&, he got off!"
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Old 08-13-2011, 11:06 PM
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" Lets try fishing tomorrow only a 10% chance of rain"
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