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Old 07-02-2015, 10:54 AM
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Can you imagine the buckets of bear grease.....wow.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:57 AM
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In a heartbeat. Thats one fat bastard.
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:00 AM
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If my bullet could get to his vitals ya I would
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:07 AM
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That thing needs to go on the biggest looser it's got a eating problem.
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:14 AM
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Wouldn't see him. That one will be sleeping through a summer, or three!
Holy crap, is that even real?
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Old 07-02-2015, 12:01 PM
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i'd only shoot it because i felt bad
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Old 07-02-2015, 01:39 PM
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Nope. whatever he has been eating ain't natural. Probably being fed by some animal lover. No thanks.
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Old 07-02-2015, 02:10 PM
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still young, give it a year or two to mature....
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:20 PM
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i'd only shoot it because i felt bad
Haha my first thought as well!
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:58 PM
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That is the bear living at the dump in the town i am from, its her third year, didnt think we woudl see her back this year!
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Old 07-02-2015, 04:12 PM
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for sure I would, then I could tell my friends that I had shot a 3000lb bear!!
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Old 07-02-2015, 05:42 PM
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lol. Probably been living on a fast food diet!!
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Old 07-02-2015, 05:58 PM
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No guard hairs ,make poor rug, and too old and fat too eat
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:41 PM
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Can't really imagine eating a dump bear, let alone rendering the fat .
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:24 PM
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I would bet my last dollar that's a big fat dump bear,seen dozens like this before,after a couple 5 gallon pails of motor oil and anti freeze ,100lbs plastic food wrappers,old diapers their systems get all screwed up along with their livers which are 4 times bigger than normal,it's a sad think to see,i hate seeing this been done to a beautiful animal.

Some may not like this but the best thing to do is shoot that bear before he turns blind or suffers a very painful slow death which no animal deserves.
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Old 07-03-2015, 12:34 AM
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You could use the hide as a roof for your cabin

That bear is so fat the picture is a satellite photo....

That bear is Oprah fat.....

That bear is so fat Richard Simmons killed himself.......

That bear is so fat it walked infront of two deer and they missed Spring......

That bear is so fat the picture was taken last year and it just finished printing....

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Old 07-03-2015, 12:48 AM
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You could use the hide as a roof for your cabin

That bear is so fat the picture is a satellite photo....

That bear is Oprah fat.....

That bear is so fat Richard Simmons killed himself.......

That bear is so fat it walked infront of two deer and they missed Spring......

That bear is so fat the picture was taken last year and it just finished printing....
LOL! Good ones huntinstuff!

Remember that rainy night we spent up that tree waiting for a big one to come in like that for James? I still have water in my ears from that night!
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Old 07-03-2015, 06:47 AM
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I think I would just go and poke it with a stick push it over on its side .
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Old 07-03-2015, 07:11 AM
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I think I would just go and poke it with a stick push it over on its side .
Would that be a new version of cow tipping!
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:54 AM
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LOL! Good ones huntinstuff!

Remember that rainy night we spent up that tree waiting for a big one to come in like that for James? I still have water in my ears from that night!
Still one of my best hunting memories. You and I and James on the bear hunt.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:15 AM
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Ok, I'll join in...

That bear is so fat....I thought someone took a naked pic of my mother in law!
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:24 AM
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Ok, I'll join in...

That bear is so fat....I thought someone took a naked pic of my mother in law!
Me too. Then I thought "that bear needs to eat more!"
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Old 07-03-2015, 11:35 AM
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That bear is so fat....I thought someone took a naked pic of my mother in law!
Hahaha, too funny. Looks like a manatee with fur.
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Old 07-03-2015, 12:47 PM
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Still one of my best hunting memories. You and I and James on the bear hunt.
It sure was one heck of a good time! Pretty tough to find better guys to hunt with than James and yourself!
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Old 07-03-2015, 01:40 PM
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I am perty sure I seen it at Save on foods yesterday buying bacon puffs (lol)
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Old 07-03-2015, 01:48 PM
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The difference between that bear and a Mennonite grandmother.....twenty pounds and a black dress.

(sorry in advance to any Mennonites, but since I married one I can make these jokes1)
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Old 07-03-2015, 02:08 PM
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I've seen people at walmart that were bigger than that. Probably lived in a dump, just like this bear.
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Old 07-03-2015, 02:48 PM
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Pretty sure that bear is from a park in Montana called Great Bear adventures. It is now permanently closed but if you google it you can see more pics of it.
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Old 07-03-2015, 03:41 PM
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Nope, I would take him down to Huston and cash in on the "My 600 lb Life" show.
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Old 07-03-2015, 03:55 PM
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Nope, I would take him down to Huston and cash in on the "My 600 lb Life" show.
You would have to get in line.

Between Texas and Louisiana there were 7600 people who qualified for the show

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