Joke, Woman in fishing store.

[Kim473]

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.

The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.




She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,

I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb..Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..

At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way

the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks,

"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?"

"The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50

[fordtruckin]

lol good way to start off the day! Thanks for that!

[Sushi]

Good one!

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and
the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up
and see her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone
to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that
jewelry store."
he said, "Well, I'm in the tool store right next to it."

[Wulfespirit]

Garlic marshmellows?

[Pincherguy]

Originally Posted by Wulfespirit

Garlic marshmellows?

Say What? Right info , wrong thread?

[nekred]

There was a fellow with dark glasses in the bar in Nordegg strikes up a conversation with a bartender. The bartender asks what he does and he says a veterinary forensic pathologist... Bartender says what's that.. Guy says you bring me a dead animal and I will feel the wound and tell you what it is and how it died...

So Bartender phones Treeguy and gets a dead magmie brought in... Blind guy feels it and says... magpie... shot with a high powered .22 cal airgun

Bartender phones wolfhunter who brings one of his wolves in... blind guy feels it and says wolf killed with a .243...

This goes on for awhile and finallgets on of the waitresses to come over and lay on the bar.... Blind Guy replies....SKUNK...killed with an Axe!.....

[Wulfespirit]

Was referring to the fish bait mentioned in the first joke. Drink your coffee, Pincher.

[Pincherguy]

Originally Posted by Wulfespirit

Was referring to the fish bait mentioned in the first joke. Drink your coffee, Pincher.

OK thanks. I wasn't trying to be rude, sorry if you took it that way.
PG

[moosemad]

Originally Posted by nekred

There was a fellow with dark glasses in the bar in Nordegg strikes up a conversation with a bartender. The bartender asks what he does and he says a veterinary forensic pathologist... Bartender says what's that.. Guy says you bring me a dead animal and I will feel the wound and tell you what it is and how it died...

So Bartender phones Treeguy and gets a dead magmie brought in... Blind guy feels it and says... magpie... shot with a high powered .22 cal airgun

Bartender phones wolfhunter who brings one of his wolves in... blind guy feels it and says wolf killed with a .243...

This goes on for awhile and finallgets on of the waitresses to come over and lay on the bar.... Blind Guy replies....SKUNK...killed with an Axe!.....

[stickflicker]

...duck caller...fish bait....bwahahahahah!!!