Casual Chat - Page 4

I-Love-Eyes · #91 02-24-2011, 04:52 PM

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that
was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on
the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was
let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member
replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked
up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was
not let in.

What should have he said?

bb356 · #92 02-24-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by i-love-eyes

a man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that
was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on
the door and the doorman said, "twelve." the member replied, "six " and was
let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." the member
replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked
up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." but he was
not let in.

What should have he said?

do you feel lucky.............punk !!!

TreeGuy · #93 02-24-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by I-Love-Eyes

I am the shaper of rocks.
I have caused many deaths, yet cannot be killed.
My greatest enemy is more than a million miles away.
I helped wanderers escape, at the same time smiting an entire army.

What am I?

Water?

TreeGuy · #94 02-24-2011, 09:13 PM

Anyone else sick of winter?

Marlin xl7 · #95 02-24-2011, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Anyone else sick of winter?

Big time, everytime it seems to turn for the better down here, it snows again.

catnthehat · #96 02-24-2011, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Marlin xl7

Big time, everytime it seems to turn for the better down here, it snows again.

I've got guns in the basement that need shooting, and some on the way.
With howling winds and frigid temps it's no fun at all even with a NEW shotgun or rifle!!

Cat

TreeGuy · #97 02-24-2011, 09:37 PM

This morning was the first time I can remember being really COLD in a while. -37 wind chill running a sweeper 800 yards up a sidewalk into the wind at 5am makes for a pretty grumpy 'Tree'........

Don't even get me started about changing cracked fuel lines to keep small engines running. Gawd I'm not gonna miss this shyte next year!

fat cat · #98 02-24-2011, 09:41 PM

I got a question for everyone. I've been gone working for 47 days and had 5 days off. when i went home to visit everyone,my 2yr. old granddaughter, who is just the sweetest little thing, told everyone that grandma needs to stay at home, and grandpa needs to go to work, so he has money to by me things??????? At what age do they start???

Marlin xl7 · #99 02-24-2011, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

This morning was the first time I can remember being really COLD in a while. -37 wind chill running a sweeper 800 yards up a sidewalk into the wind at 5am makes for a pretty grumpy 'Tree'........

Don't even get me started about changing cracked fuel lines to keep small engines running. Gawd I'm not gonna miss this shyte next year!

Haha cracked fuel lines eh? seems like we had a very similar morning. Had the same problem on the quad this morning.

TreeGuy · #**100** 02-24-2011, 09:52 PM

Unless you were using the quad for an awful day at work, then we had very different mornings and you can bite me! (jk)

Marlin xl7 · #**101** 02-24-2011, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Unless you were using the quad for an aweful day at work, then we had very different mornings and you can bite me! (jk)

Clearing sidewalks for the neighbourhood was pretty rough for the first bit haha. And I will NOT bite you, i hear you have to floss like a rabbit on roids to get the bark out from between your teeth.

Marlin xl7 · #**102** 02-24-2011, 10:01 PM

Oh and my latest bad news comes ffrom 2 weeks ago, broke my finger in basketball, had to sit from 7:30AM till 1:30PM when my DR could see me. This is twice now for this finger, last time i broke it, the fracture went up from the base of my finger to the middle knuckle, then across the middle knuckle, also dislocated. They called it a "spiral" fracture. THIS time, it broke in the knuckle.

Rod1960 · #**103** 02-24-2011, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Anyone else sick of winter?

I've never once said that I hate summer....but if I had a dollar for everytime I said 'f*&k I hate winter' (especially this winter) I'd have 2 new Coopers in the safe!

TreeGuy · #**104** 02-24-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Marlin xl7

Oh and my latest bad news comes ffrom 2 weeks ago, broke my finger in basketball, had to sit from 7:30AM till 1:30PM when my DR could see me. This is twice now for this finger, last time i broke it, the fracture went up from the base of my finger to the middle knuckle, then across the middle knuckle, also dislocated. They called it a "spiral" fracture. THIS time, it broke in the knuckle.

Ouch! Your court (at least b-ball court lol) days are probably over dude. LeBron just sighed with relief!

Marlin xl7 · #**105** 02-24-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Ouch! Your court (at least b-ball court lol) days are probably over dude. LeBron just sighed with relief!

For this year anyway, after i get the splint off in another 3 weeks i still wont have movement in my finger for another week. THEN i'll be back on the court haha, LeBron better watch out lol,

I-Love-Eyes · #**106** 02-24-2011, 11:54 PM

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

I-Love-Eyes · #**107** 02-24-2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Water?

Yes!!

I-Love-Eyes · #**108** 02-24-2011, 11:56 PM

Can you all tell I am getting cabin fever?

TreeGuy · #**109** 02-25-2011, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Marlin xl7

For this year anyway, after i get the splint off in another 3 weeks i still wont have movement in my finger for another week. THEN i'll be back on the court haha, LeBron better watch out lol,

Sounds like it's gonna be tough on your love life though.......

On the bright side, yer Mom will get her Sears catalog back for a while!

RedHeadedFisherman · #**110** 02-25-2011, 12:10 AM

Ice!!

Marlin xl7 · #**111** 02-25-2011, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Sounds like it's gonna be tough on your love life though.......

On the bright side, yer Mom will get her Sears catalog back for a while!

HA! very clever *applause* , BUT, I do have a gf you know, now I'm not gonna go into any details, but she makes the women in the sears catalog look like the cast from " the golden girls"

hunter10 · #**112** 02-25-2011, 01:03 AM

Don't you just hate people that don't know the rules of a drive-thru?. I'm trying to get out of the timmys parking lot, but two people decide to block both exits. smart.

Kingfisher · #**113** 02-25-2011, 01:51 AM

I've had this nasty head cold for over a week now.

It sucks. But I found a quick and easy way to clear my head. Joes's Wasabi Peas. These things are like Buckley's. They taste like crap, but they really work. No Adam I didn't stuff one up each nostril.

Chew three or four of them. Then breath in. Ahhhhhhhh instant relief.

Rob

big zeke · #**114** 02-25-2011, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I-Love-Eyes

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that
was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on
the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was
let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member
replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked
up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was
not let in.

What should have he said?

Three, the response is the number of letters in the number given.

Fisherpeak · #**115** 02-25-2011, 05:55 AM

I`v had a few summer days I hated but that was packing concrete forms at +37.Pick up a piece of re-bar without gloves and you get burned.Now it`s -27 here again and I sort of miss sunstroke.

I-Love-Eyes · #**116** 02-25-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by big zeke

Three, the response is the number of letters in the number given.

correct!!

reelhooker · #**117** 02-25-2011, 09:19 AM

it's been one of those day's since Monday, I know the weekend will prolly' be the same- common Miller time. Wifey keeps askin when i'm taking a day off and I can only tell her "one day". Good thing she’s patient, and I buy her lots’a stuff.

Geezle · #**118** 02-26-2011, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by I-Love-Eyes

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

So a baby seal walks into a club... <insert rimshot here>

Geezle · #**119** 02-26-2011, 07:30 PM

My Jeep is bleeding transmission fluid

catnthehat · #**120** 02-26-2011, 07:34 PM

I would have loved to go shooting today, but ended up at work for a bit, on here for a log bit, and driving around marvelling at the new housing developments going up right where I used to hunt!

Cat