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TORONTO , ONTARIO (CP) -
A seven-year-old Toronto , Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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10-31-2009, 02:28 AM
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That is just priceless.
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10-31-2009, 03:10 AM
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Hahah I really bought into this Joke! 
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10-31-2009, 05:57 AM
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lol
The Stanley cup just came through my home town, and like every other hockey fan out there I held it up and kissed it. Then I became curious about perhaps contracting Lysteriosis. I contacted health Canada to see what they thought. The reply I got was : Sir you have absolutely no chance of contacting Lysteriosis, as for it has been years since it has come in contact with any Maple Leaf product....
So easy to burn a team with the best fans in the world. Really through thick and thin they stand by a hard time team.
In reference to the original post, good one... that kid is now safe for sure.
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10-31-2009, 08:19 AM
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10-31-2009, 09:54 AM
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This is simply not funny. As a Leafs fan I would have to say this is discrimination and persecution of my religious beliefs!!
LOL...problem is I've got this email about 15 times in the past 2 weeks. Man you gotta have a tough heart to be a Leafs fan these days!!
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10-31-2009, 10:12 AM
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I just read this to my wife as we are on our 2nd cup of morning coffee. Thanks for starting our day with a good laugh.... 
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10-31-2009, 10:38 AM
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Hooked me too, I love it. have to forward it to all my Leafs fans relative back east.
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10-31-2009, 11:41 AM
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I liked this joke way better when it was about the Oilers... 
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10-31-2009, 01:47 PM
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Hahaha, that's great. I don't pay much attention to hockey, but I posted it on my Facebook and tagged a bunch of Leaf's fans. I think I'm gonna get smacked.
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NOT FUNNY AT ALL
they are just giving the other teams a chance, once we have spotted them enough look out....
Leaf Nation lives in Alberta
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11-01-2009, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by BrownBear416
I liked this joke way better when it was about the Oilers... |
what's the difference between the flames and a bra?
a bra has 2 cups.
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11-01-2009, 07:47 AM
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how can you tell it's springtime in toronto?
the leafs are out.
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11-01-2009, 08:28 AM
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ahhh these are great , I needed a good laugh this morning after a disappointing end to the sheep season..
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11-01-2009, 08:33 AM
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These are pretty funny, I like el sparkos. BB416 dont be making fun of my oilers. 
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11-01-2009, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by el sparko
what's the difference between the flames and a bra?
a bra has 2 cups.
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That joke is so old the last time i heard it I laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur 
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11-01-2009, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by gramps73
NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Leaf Nation lives in Alberta
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You've never seen your team win the Cup on colour tv
I liked the joke better when it was about the Oiler's as well 
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11-01-2009, 08:49 PM
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Why did they lay down AstroTurf in Commonwealth Stadium.........to stop the cheer leaders from grazing.
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11-01-2009, 08:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gitrdun
Why did they lay down AstroTurf in Commonwealth Stadium.........to stop the cheer leaders from grazing.
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That's awesome! Haven't heard that one before....
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11-01-2009, 08:59 PM
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11-02-2009, 07:43 AM
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Quote:
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That joke is so old the last time i heard it I laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur |
you're right that joke is old, goes almost as far back as iggy's rookie year. you know iggie right? he's one of those players that will bring the cup back to calgary. i just hope i live long enough to see it, i'm in my fifties you know.
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