I was down on the Bow with my wiife one day. This guy in a one of them old Michael Jackson thriller jackets comes over and stands so close his shoulder is tuching mine. Now it took about 2 seconds to see this guy was a few flies short of a full box. I took a step back and said "whats up". He said nothing at first just walked away. But he came back a few mins later and stated to walk back and forth behind me as I tried to cast. I moved down stream a little as my wife gave me the stink eye so I was not to wrap my flie line around his neck. By accident ofcourse. This guy came down stream again and stood next to me looked me right in the eye and says "I remember you your an ars pole with an H
Now what do I do?? My first reaction would be to as said earlier accidently get my fly line around his neck or my boot.
But again the wife was giving me the stink eye. So I just told him to beat it. Whats this guy do?? He heads over to my wife. At this point I have dropped my rod and am headed that way as well. he looks at my wife and says "Do you know that guy?" She say Yes. He proceeds to tell her how much of an ars pole with an H I am. Once I got there that was it it for me. Standing a few inches from his nose at the top of my lungs I started to tell him how on the walk over how I have allready figured out how I am going to drown him in the river and make it look like accident. But I did not lay my hands on him as yes you guess it the wife had her very best stink eye on me
So this guy takes a few steps back and says he is going to call fish and wildlife on me. Go ahead I says just do it from far far away. So a short time later YEP here comes fish and wildlife. And then like a magic trick this same guy comes walking out of nowhere. F&W asked me how i was doing and checked us out all was good. he asked what the issue down here was today. Itold him the same story I just told you all. Turns out this guy is allways down by the river and calls this F&W guy all the time, Sometimes its for the right reasons sometimes its not. So the officer looks at this guy and says I dont want to have to fish your body out of the river later so could we just go for a cheese burger. And they just walked away
Not sure if you guys have seen this fella down there or if someone has drown him yet. But if you do... Do me a favor and moon walk across his behind once for me