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If there was an Olympic games for Outdoorsmen.....what would be on the events list ???
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06-13-2013, 08:14 PM
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Isn't there already one, believe feild and stream hosts it?
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If there was an Olympic games for Outdoorsmen.....what would be on the events list ???
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Slay the MtnGiant?
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06-13-2013, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bucksman
Isn't there already one, believe feild and stream hosts it?
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Didnt know that.
But there are a few outdoorsman events in the Olympics that I believe Field n Stream sponsors?
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Discus with toilet seats
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06-13-2013, 08:47 PM
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Gator hunting
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06-13-2013, 08:48 PM
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Slay the MtnGiant?
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You will need to bring a BIG bottle of whiskey to enter that event
Oh ya.....and NOT that cheap made in AB gut rot!!!
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Fishin with a 12 guage slug's !!!
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Maybe the best BS story, there a re a few that practice on here. right RN
Other than that ten shot field course all off hand different targets.
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06-13-2013, 09:13 PM
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Bushwhacking through a muskeg swamp in chest waders?
Winching a truck with no trees in range and no shovel in the box?
Whitewater rafting in a 12' tinner?
Tinner surfing (When the only way to get to the beach is to surf her in on the 5' swells)?
Loose shale slope crossing (in chest waders, and with a rod and reel held in the mouth, and a steep 50' cliff at the bottom)?
Repack reassembled steering box bearings, in the pouring rain, with no grease at hand (the Preparation H solution - thank God for hemorroids)?
Full chest wader swimming?
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Full chest wader swimming?????
hahahahaahahaha....awesome 
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Some sort of a skeet shoot, of course you have to fail a basic sobriety test and shoot from that back of a moving pickup, black, duelly of course.
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Some sort of a skeet shoot, of course you have to fail a basic sobriety test and shoot from that back of a moving pickup, black, duelly of course.
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Hind guarter of moose 25 foot dash thought skeg !!!
Sorry moose I hit the wrong button
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06-13-2013, 09:42 PM
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Total outdoorsmen its called, chad weatherford won it last year, the rest of the ideas here just sound like the hillbilly Olympics haha where do I sign up
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06-13-2013, 09:44 PM
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Total outdoorsman challenge sorry....
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Beer pong, gopher fishing, pepper spraying moving target into the wind.
Then there is accurate shooting from a moving vehicle in the dark with only a shot light. Sorry that for the Poacher Cup which is invitation you must have lost you hunting privileges prior to qualify.
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Total outdoorsmen its called, chad weatherford won it last year, the rest of the ideas here just sound like the hillbilly Olympics haha where do I sign up
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Only the essential skills..
What plant matter makes thebest toilet paper substitute?
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Originally Posted by Off in the Bushes
Beer pong, gopher fishing, pepper spraying moving target into the wind.
Then there is accurate shooting from a moving vehicle in the dark with only a shot light. Sorry that for the Poacher Cup which is invitation you must have lost you hunting privileges prior to qualify.
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What is gopher fishing????? Seriously interested.... need more info
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Toronto Yuppie Toss and/or Javelin
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What is gopher fishing????? Seriously interested.... need more info
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You tube
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What is gopher fishing????? Seriously interested.... need more info
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjlRsZ8nrhk
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Midget tossing!
Just gotta find out what tree treeguy is hiding in 
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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Toronto Yuppie Toss and/or Javelin
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Toronto yuppie impaling with javelins, or, tossing them and then finishing them off while in flight with javelins???
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Toronto yuppie impaling with javelins, or, tossing them and then finishing them off while in flight with javelins???
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How about 4x4 yuppie slalom?
Knock down all the flags to win.
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How about 4x4 yuppie slalom?
Knock down all the flags to win.
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Are the yuppies the flags?
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Are the yuppies the flags?
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