I was going to buy the Scent Lock stuff, not eat for a week, shave my head, shower in scent free soap and shampoo, spray myself down with 5 coats of odor free biodegradable varnish, roll around in fresh moose scat, wear a gas mask, attach a rubber balloon to my arse to catch the methane and chew chlorophyl gum to go hunting last season but I decided to just hunt into the wind instead.
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