New Species discovered....

[Bushmaster]

They are referred to as “homo slackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Romney and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

[shakeyleg02]

Originally Posted by Bushmaster

They are referred to as “homo slackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Romney and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

That about hits the nail on the head

[Alberta Bigbore]

Gangsta!!

[Dacotensis]

yo, yo yo.You got it right homes.
I'm pickin up whatchoo throin dowwwwn!
Word!

[vcmm]

Originally Posted by Bushmaster

They are referred to as “homo slackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Romney and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

Imagine the wedgie you could give him

[Walleyes]

Lol,, nailed it there..

[bb356]

Never get's old ... Thank's for the chuckle !!!

[FishingMOM]

I do believe there is 1 error in that picture....... the arms are longer.


Or maybe this is the truth?

[bb356]

Put a fishing rod in the pic and I'd swear it was best guide




















Sorry Shawn ... Just being arse !!!

[jungleboy]

Originally Posted by Bushmaster

They are referred to as “homo slackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Romnye and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

Must be a misprint I would've guessed Obama if at all

[BGSH]

[CNP]

Originally Posted by Bushmaster

They are referred to as “homo slackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Romney and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

Wait...............you think there is a link between conservative and slackasses and mo' social programmes. You slackassed your way through politics 101

Nailed it............not. Bent the nail with a left handed hammer

[Moosetalker]

It is an evolutionary adaptation.

Upon holding converse with these individuals, one has the reaction of wanting to kick them in the ass.

The shortened distance from their posterior to ones foot being a shorter distance. One cannot build up suficient kinetic energy in Ones chosen projectile {Size 12 boot} To upon impact, have the shock wave travel up the spine to the brain with enough force to curb said erratic behavior.

[fish gunner]

Any pointers for dealing with this new mutation. At first glance a short sharp sh!# hot lesson in the correct application of kinetic force manipulation and directional focus to the lower regions would get its attention. Followed by a short run should subdue the mutants. I think I passed one in the ditch the other day ,coyotes were being sick near by.
Open to suggestions.??

[Zip]

Originally Posted by fish gunner

Any pointers for dealing with this new mutation. At first glance a short sharp sh!# hot lesson in the correct application of kinetic force manipulation and directional focus to the lower regions would get its attention. Followed by a short run should subdue the mutants. I think I passed one in the ditch the other day ,coyotes were being sick near by.
Open to suggestions.??

First things first...you had better get those Coyotes over to a vet asap..it may even be to late for the poor little bug gers..

[fzo]

haha, i had a good laugh. nice picture

[Strange]

I heard that the government was going to put a bounty on them, but was reluctant to do so because they might be closely related to the sasquatch, but less intelligent.

[doetracks]

Originally Posted by jungleboy

Must be a misprint I would've guessed Obama if at all

I'm guessing it was originally, and someone took offense (not the OP I'm sure) and changed it. I think we all can see what is likely

Thank you, BTW!

Thank heavens I don't see much of this where I live! Maybe I'm just lucky, but wow - absolutely ridiculous. Sometimes I wish their pants would fall RIGHT off and trip them up!