Yup - God takes care of drunks ....... Sitting in front of my cabin .... I saw some drunk idiots at pierce lake this weekend as they beached their boat, one of the clowns standing on the bow almost fell head first with the abrupt stop. The driver got up, after the boat had stopped, and could barely walk.
All hollering and laughing, I could hear all the beer cans in the bottom of their boat as these guys stumbled around the boat and got on shore.
A few minutes later, while I noticed they did not tie up their boat so I went over and secured the line the drunken sailor on the front deck threw out just before he almost took a header.
While securing the line - I saw not only beer cans (there must have been a few dozen, a gin bottle was rolling around in there too. This was from my line of sight alone - who knows what else was in there.
I wish the fish and wildlife guy was there. No cell service at Pierce lake saved these guys that night.
Good thing was they went back to their camp and quickly passed out to leave the rest of us in peace.
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