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Old 01-08-2008, 10:40 PM
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Default New Global Disaster discovered

Did you miss out on Global Warming? Here's a new global disaster you can get in on the ground floor. Continental Drift is caused by man and we need people to help stop it! Act now!

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Old 01-08-2008, 11:06 PM
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have often wondered if we got everyone on the continent to run and jump in one direction really hard...like when you are trying to move a big piece of carpet....i wonder if we could move the plate?? haha
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:38 AM
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Actually the earth is pregnant. Continental drift is a politically correct scientific term for stretch marks. When gestation is finished the earth is in imminent danger of massive and chronic water loss, the earth will assume a saggy disproportionate appearance and be forever changed. This has been going on for years as NASA has really been going to the moon to get material to artifically inseminate the earth since the 60's. Those were not moon rocks they were collecting.
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Old 01-09-2008, 09:13 AM
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While we're at it, let's not forget the polarity reverse that the earth appears to undergo periodically. that could really throw a wrench into things.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:03 PM
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As long as it shifting south, I'm all for it.
For now I'll just let the diesel run all day
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:59 PM
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I don't know about the continental drifting thing, but I've noticed that over the past week - that the days are getting longer.
I think that GLOBAL LIGHTENING is what's really threatening us.....
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