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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license because of my smart mouth..

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Annoyed, i asked a counter question.
Me:"So, you're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend..
I read the punchline with a mouth full of tea.. Now I gotta wipe off my computer screen...
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Old 07-19-2020, 01:27 PM
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Old 07-19-2020, 02:10 PM
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Not really a meme but...

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Old 07-19-2020, 08:30 PM
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New SWAT Truck - just for the Snowflakes !!
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Old 07-19-2020, 10:54 PM
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Important to take care of your own tombstone arrangements. This guy must have been a politician.
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Old 07-23-2020, 01:29 PM
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:11 PM
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