![Reply](images/buttons/reply.gif) |
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-12-2020, 08:17 PM
|
![bat119's Avatar](image.php?u=30356&dateline=1453398565) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On the border in Lloydminster
Posts: 8,449
|
|
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-13-2020, 10:07 AM
|
![tri777's Avatar](image.php?u=36606&dateline=1656641397) |
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 4,032
|
|
..
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-15-2020, 07:56 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-16-2020, 09:58 AM
|
![Red Bullets's Avatar](image.php?u=19638&dateline=1540763367) |
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: central Alberta
Posts: 12,630
|
|
as long as you understand...
__________________
___________________________________________
This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
___________________________________________
It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-16-2020, 05:12 PM
|
![bat119's Avatar](image.php?u=30356&dateline=1453398565) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On the border in Lloydminster
Posts: 8,449
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip-in-Z
New Avatar suggestion for batt119
.
|
That's perfect!
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-16-2020, 05:23 PM
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,773
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by tri777
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license because of my smart mouth..
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Annoyed, i asked a counter question.
Me:"So, you're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend..
|
I read the punchline with a mouth full of tea.. Now I gotta wipe off my computer screen...
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-16-2020, 05:56 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by bat119
That's perfect!
|
Thought you might like that one.
Facebook link .... https://www.facebook.com/JohnnyMitch...4MTQxMTczODI5/
D.
__________________
Z-z
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-16-2020, 05:59 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-16-2020, 06:02 PM
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Port Alberni, Vancouver Island, BC
Posts: 3,444
|
|
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-18-2020, 04:05 PM
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Port Alberni, Vancouver Island, BC
Posts: 3,444
|
|
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-18-2020, 06:16 PM
|
![urban rednek's Avatar](image.php?u=64350&dateline=1467760776) |
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2016
Posts: 3,671
|
|
Rough year so far.
__________________
“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” - Thomas Sowell
“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-18-2020, 07:14 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-19-2020, 12:27 PM
|
![Red Bullets's Avatar](image.php?u=19638&dateline=1540763367) |
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: central Alberta
Posts: 12,630
|
|
.
__________________
___________________________________________
This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
___________________________________________
It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-19-2020, 01:09 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
Last edited by Zip-in-Z; 07-19-2020 at 01:16 PM.
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-19-2020, 01:10 PM
|
![Red Bullets's Avatar](image.php?u=19638&dateline=1540763367) |
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: central Alberta
Posts: 12,630
|
|
Not really a meme but...
Tyrion negotiates with Monty Python.
https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie/.../?id=708822679
__________________
___________________________________________
This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
___________________________________________
It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-19-2020, 07:30 PM
|
![Mr Conservation's Avatar](image.php?u=12990&dateline=1536013530) |
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Vancouver Island
Posts: 1,449
|
|
New SWAT Truck - just for the Snowflakes !!
__________________
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted" Jose Ortega y Gasset - Meditations on Hunting
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-19-2020, 09:54 PM
|
![Mr Conservation's Avatar](image.php?u=12990&dateline=1536013530) |
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Vancouver Island
Posts: 1,449
|
|
Harvested Bear !!
__________________
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted" Jose Ortega y Gasset - Meditations on Hunting
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-19-2020, 10:35 PM
|
![TimeOff's Avatar](image.php?u=48982&dateline=1389583766) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Yes
Posts: 734
|
|
.
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-22-2020, 10:14 AM
|
![Red Bullets's Avatar](image.php?u=19638&dateline=1540763367) |
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: central Alberta
Posts: 12,630
|
|
Important to take care of your own tombstone arrangements. This guy must have been a politician.
__________________
___________________________________________
This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
___________________________________________
It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-23-2020, 12:29 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-24-2020, 04:23 PM
|
![urban rednek's Avatar](image.php?u=64350&dateline=1467760776) |
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2016
Posts: 3,671
|
|
Happy Friday!
__________________
“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” - Thomas Sowell
“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-25-2020, 10:32 AM
|
![6mm rem's Avatar](image.php?u=34266&dateline=1538348095) |
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: By whatcha call it
Posts: 603
|
|
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-25-2020, 02:11 PM
|
![Mr Conservation's Avatar](image.php?u=12990&dateline=1536013530) |
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Vancouver Island
Posts: 1,449
|
|
Asking For A Friend !!
__________________
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted" Jose Ortega y Gasset - Meditations on Hunting
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-25-2020, 02:45 PM
|
![Mr Conservation's Avatar](image.php?u=12990&dateline=1536013530) |
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Vancouver Island
Posts: 1,449
|
|
Keep Calm !!
__________________
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted" Jose Ortega y Gasset - Meditations on Hunting
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-25-2020, 02:50 PM
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Port Alberni, Vancouver Island, BC
Posts: 3,444
|
|
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-25-2020, 07:47 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-26-2020, 01:20 PM
|
![Mr Conservation's Avatar](image.php?u=12990&dateline=1536013530) |
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Vancouver Island
Posts: 1,449
|
|
New Emoji
__________________
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted" Jose Ortega y Gasset - Meditations on Hunting
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-26-2020, 04:10 PM
|
![KGB's Avatar](image.php?u=49343&dateline=1452050446) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Edmonton
Posts: 5,971
|
|
.....
|
![Old](images/statusicon/post_old.gif)
07-26-2020, 08:13 PM
|
![Zip-in-Z's Avatar](image.php?u=38951&dateline=1429845368) |
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Sylvan Lake/South Calif.
Posts: 3,465
|
|
__________________
Z-z
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:56 PM.
|