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Old 12-10-2022, 12:49 PM
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Old 12-10-2022, 03:07 PM
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Old 12-11-2022, 09:19 AM
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Old 12-11-2022, 10:57 AM
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To all those who will be offended, I apologize beforehand. Really.

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Old 12-11-2022, 12:28 PM
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This would be funny, if it weren't so true.

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Old 12-11-2022, 05:19 PM
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Old 12-11-2022, 05:40 PM
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When you pull the string it just keeps saying "How dare you"

The real version is about to get a copy of my footprint on her backside

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Old 12-12-2022, 11:09 AM
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Old 12-14-2022, 09:58 AM
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I can be out of Wall mart in a couple of minutes with a few items, as opposed to waiting in line behind 6 carts loaded to the gills. I love self check outs.

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Old 12-14-2022, 01:55 PM
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Old 12-14-2022, 02:23 PM
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I can be out of Wall mart in a couple of minutes with a few items, as opposed to waiting in line behind 6 carts loaded to the gills. I love self check out.
I hafta use a cane because of recent hip surgery, and because of my age, I go to the self-checkout and play the ancient decrepid old fool who doesn't know his arse from a keyboard, and always ask someone "How do ya do this?"

The young women there are always happy to oblige for some reason (I guess I look "fatherly" or "non-threatening" or something) and they end up doing it for me- which is what I wanted in the first place.

It sure beats standing in a long line with only a few items like you said!
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Old 12-14-2022, 05:49 PM
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I can be out of Wall mart in a couple of minutes with a few items, as opposed to waiting in line behind 6 carts loaded to the gills. I love self check outs.

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Although I agree that you have to use them for that very reason, I still hate them. I'm not their employee.
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Old 12-15-2022, 12:21 PM
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Old 12-17-2022, 12:57 PM
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Old 12-19-2022, 02:01 PM
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It should be Roachel Nutley, Calgary's Jokey beGondedek, and the truedope!



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Old 12-20-2022, 12:48 PM
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Old 12-20-2022, 02:03 PM
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Old 12-20-2022, 02:04 PM
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Old 12-20-2022, 03:26 PM
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Santa makes a stop
(Sofa): "Justin, I heard a noise coming from the fireplace. Take a look up the chimney, please dear?"
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