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Old 09-14-2012, 07:28 PM
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For those whose wifes read 50 shades of grey, hows that working out? I just had my wife run up town and grab the next 2 books!
For those that are not...get in the game and get her that book!
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:30 PM
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Wife just finished reading it I spent the greater part of the last week in my garage so nice and quiet
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:40 PM
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i honestly dont even know what its about, but its doing something.!! maybe finish that project in the garadge quick.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:05 PM
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anyone enjoying these books have been severely lacking in a "normal" lifestyle..I've been reading it and it is goofy!! GEEZ...fantasy is one thing but "real" has it's benefits..get real is good!
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:17 PM
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I think these members are saying that these books are encouraging their lovers to get a little more real a little more often.


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anyone enjoying these books have been severely lacking in a "normal" lifestyle..I've been reading it and it is goofy!! GEEZ...fantasy is one thing but "real" has it's benefits..get real is good!
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:47 PM
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I think these members are saying that these books are encouraging their lovers to get a little more real a little more often.
Absolutely.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:06 PM
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If you need your wife to read a book to get a little "friendly" with you I can make two assumptions. 1) During the "friendly" time she is probably picturing someone else 2) You did or are doing something very wrong. Just my opinion.
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That's silly.

Do you really think that every time a woman cuddles up to her massaging shower head she's thinking about her husband?
Or that when said husband takes in a little online visual stimulus, he's pretending the actresses are his wife?

Fantasy is completely normal for both sexes, and if it were exclusively about their partner, it wouldn't be quite as effective.

Moreover, exposure to arousing material (usually visual for men and intellectual for women) can go a long way to increasing libido. New ideas, fantasies and the courage and freedom to explore them can keep intimacy alive in a relationship.

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If you need your wife to read a book to get a little "friendly" with you I can make two assumptions. 1) During the "friendly" time she is probably picturing someone else 2) You did or are doing something very wrong. Just my opinion.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:14 PM
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If you need your wife to read a book to get a little "friendly" with you I can make two assumptions. 1) During the "friendly" time she is probably picturing someone else 2) You did or are doing something very wrong. Just my opinion.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:16 PM
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If you need your wife to read a book to get a little "friendly" with you I can make two assumptions. 1) During the "friendly" time she is probably picturing someone else 2) You did or are doing something very wrong. Just my opinion.
haha, ya whatever! its always good, but if she reads a book and wants to treat you like an amusement park! I just asked her what the book was about, she replied, what do you care! Nuff said. just sayin.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:17 PM
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A lot of these posts are pointless without pics or video.

Just sayin....
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Im so very sad and disappointed that this topic even ended up on here
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:22 PM
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Lol, what is this forum coming to? We used to talk about 50 shades of camo.

Edit, you beat me to it Redneck.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:25 PM
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That's silly.

Do you really think that every time a woman cuddles up to her massaging shower head she's thinking about her husband?
Or that when said husband takes in a little online visual stimulus, he's pretending the actresses are his wife?

Fantasy is completely normal for both sexes, and if it were exclusively about their partner, it wouldn't be quite as effective.

Moreover, exposure to arousing material (usually visual for men and intellectual for women) can go a long way to increasing libido. New ideas, fantasies and the courage and freedom to explore them can keep intimacy alive in a relationship.
well said, i think we have a few guys here that live boring sad lives. Im 28 years old, and keep it reall all day long! i dont worry about a guy that watches trailer park boys all day to tell me there something wrong a little action. Like my wife said, what do i care. I dont! Im the one walking away like a sucked out freezy wrapper with a smile.
All in fun, except for mr layhee.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:26 PM
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That's silly.

.... New ideas, fantasies and the courage and freedom to explore them can keep intimacy alive in a relationship.

Yes it takes both. Each is a rare commodity.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:27 PM
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A lot of these posts are pointless without pics or video.

Just sayin....
agreed. this is the general disc, lets see some vid. LOL
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:31 PM
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That's silly.

Do you really think that every time a woman cuddles up to her massaging shower head she's thinking about her husband?
Or that when said husband takes in a little online visual stimulus, he's pretending the actresses are his wife?

Fantasy is completely normal for both sexes, and if it were exclusively about their partner, it wouldn't be quite as effective.

Moreover, exposure to arousing material (usually visual for men and intellectual for women) can go a long way to increasing libido. New ideas, fantasies and the courage and freedom to explore them can keep intimacy alive in a relationship.
So you agree with the first point that she is probably thinking of someone else and kind of agree the guy did something wrong by not bringing new ideas into the relationship and keeping the spark going. Thanks for the validation. Never said it was wrong, got to do what you got to do after all, just said I could make those assumptions.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:37 PM
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If you need your wife to read a book to get a little "friendly" with you I can make two assumptions. 1) During the "friendly" time she is probably picturing someone else 2) You did or are doing something very wrong. Just my opinion.
They all think of someone else and so do we. And thats okay.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:39 PM
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Im so very sad and disappointed that this topic even ended up on here
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Lol, what is this forum coming to? We used to talk about 50 shades of camo.

Edit, you beat me to it Redneck.
Lol If you read the title and still clicked it dont pretend you weren't interested.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:43 PM
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Lol If you read the title and still clicked it dont pretend you weren't interested.
hahaha yeeaaa!
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:47 PM
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agreed. this is the general disc, lets see some vid. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvjvp0dNBM
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:55 PM
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If you need your wife to read a book to get a little "friendly" with you I can make two assumptions. 1) During the "friendly" time she is probably picturing someone else 2) You did or are doing something very wrong. Just my opinion.
HAHAHA don't be so insecure and controlling!

Relax let the pagan in you out and enjoy life! Damn uptight christians!
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:57 PM
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Randy might learn a thing or two Mr Leahy!
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:58 PM
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They all think of someone else and so do we. And thats okay.
I've been told I could pass for ron jeremy.....does that count?
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:11 PM
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well said, i think we have a few guys here that live boring sad lives. Im 28 years old, and keep it reall all day long! i dont worry about a guy that watches trailer park boys all day to tell me there something wrong a little action. Like my wife said, what do i care. I dont! Im the one walking away like a sucked out freezy wrapper with a smile.
All in fun, except for mr layhee.
Your 28 and your wife needs a book to get her engine started ??? and you think other guys have a boring life!...
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:18 PM
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Well, what can one say... it's Friday night, and we might as well pretend we are sitting around the bar table telling lies!
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:41 PM
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I've been told I could pass for ron jeremy.....does that count?
Only if they have all been dudes!!!


I have been blessed.....We dont need books I guess...

But.... why the heck not??.... could be even better...shes a chivette....so..

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I can't believe a book about Oko's beard has had such a profound affect on female sexuality.
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