What are your favorite quotes or sayings

[Red Bullets]

Strong winds make strong trees.


Make the most out of life while you're living, for you're a long time dead.


All paths lead to the grave.


God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. ~Alfred Korzyybski


Everyone laughed at the "Nay-Sayers" when they tried to stop the logging in the Sahara Rain Forest....


If Canada is so rich how come everyone is in debt?




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I spoke to my mother today and told her I think I am adopted. I always thought I was different somehow.

She replied, "你是白如水稻"!

[BGSH]

''You never Know''

[pophouseman]

you can plan a picnic, but you can't predict the weather

[stuckincity]

I've always liked these ones:


“How, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me, I have not the time to listen to such nonsense.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte, to Robert Fulton


"Aerial flight is one of that class of problems with which Man will never be able to cope."
- Simon Newcomb , 1903

"The popular mind often pictures gigantic flying machines speeding across the Atlantic, carrying innumerable passengers; in a way analogous to our modern steam ships. It seems safe to say that such ideas are wholly visionary ….."
– William H. Pickering, 1910

"If God had meant for Man to fly, He wouldn’t have put all this traction down here."
-Henry Ford, c1900 (Apocryphal)

"Space Travel is Utter Bilge"
-Richard Wooley, astronomer, 1956

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Snopes says this one is BS:

" To President Jackson,
The canal system of this country is being threatened by the spread of a new form of transportation known as "railroads." The federal government must preserve the canals for the following reasons:
One. If canal boats are supplanted by "railroads" serious unemployment will result. Captains, cooks, drivers, hostlers, repairmen and lock tenders will be left without means of livelihood, not to mention the numerous farmers now employed in growing hay for the horses.

Two. Boat builders would suffer, and towline, whip and harness makers would be left destitute.

Three. Canal boats are absolutely essential to the defense of the United States. In the event of the expected trouble with England, the Erie Canal would be the only means by which we could ever move the supplies so vital to waging modern war.

As you may well know, Mr. President, "railroad" carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of fifteen miles per hour by "engines" which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers, roar and snort their way through the countryside, setting fire to crops, scaring the livestock, and frightening women and children. The Almighty certainly never intended that people should travel at such breakneck speed.
Martin Van Buren
Governor of New York"

[canadian medic]

god will forgive you to bad for you im not god "my wife"
as good as it is it still not as good as nans
and my fav

[Artist]

"Aim small, miss small"

...always seems to bring focus when shooting the bow.

[jethunter]

"Smart phones aren't making smart people."
- Me.

[Redfrog]

Life may not be the party we expected, but as long as we're here, we may as well dance.

[CheeseBurger]

Courage is not the absence of fear but the mastery of fear - Mark Twain

[Dick284]

Is a ducks arse water tight!

It's like wiping your arse with a Hula Hoop!


He couldn't find his bung hole using a map, mirror, and written instructions!

She couldn't drive a stick up a dead dogs arse!

[Wild&Free]

Accept what you cannot change, or change what you cannot accept.

[huntinstuff]

"You WILL disappear, mark my words. But every Christmas I will mail a piece of your body to your parents. Eventually, they will have their boy back"

-me to daughters former boyfriend

"Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!"
-Dumb and Dumber

[MoFugger21]

Opinions are like ass holes, everyone has one. Some of them stink and some of them don't.

[Kreutz]

fair enough
what did you learn?

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

why don't water run up yer arss when yer swimming #1
yer kind of a lop eared sum beach, just like my brother aint ya #2
he,s so cheap and tight you couldn't drive a flax seed up his ass wth a post hammer #3

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

Originally Posted by Dick284

Is a ducks arse water tight!

It's like wiping your arse with a Hula Hoop!


He couldn't find his bung hole using a map, mirror, and written instructions!

She couldn't drive a stick up a dead dogs arse!

ever drained a slew and seen whats on the bottom of one???

[AI 6.5]

"Are the Kennedy's gun shy".

[AI 6.5]

"Are the Kennedy's gun shy".
"Tighter than a frog's arse and thats watertight".

[FishingMOM]

Do something stupid, you better hope the cops find you before I do.

Forgive and Forget - I may forgive you, but be assured I NEVER forget.

Mom... whats for dinner? Sh it on a stick.

One my parents always used.
"If you dont like it here pack your F_ _______ bags and leave!"

Funny I packed my bags and left then they begged for me to come back.

[omega50]

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[moosemad]

-Little pictures have big ears.

-Couldn't drive a stick in the ground.

-I was born at night but it wasn't last night.

-Big and dumb like a dump truck.

-Ain't that a coke and a bag of chips.

-Go P on a stump and play with the steam.

[6BRNewb]

Gfyh

[lone wolf]

My father (when I had an "injury") ...... "It's far from your ass, you won't sit on it."

Or ........ for the less intelligent................. "His head is full of wee doors ...... and they are all slammin'"

[canadian medic]

may you be a half hour in heaven before the devil knows your dead
your the reason our kids are ugly
your the reason abortion are legal
if you had half a brain you be deadly

[pikergolf]

Hard work beats talent, but nothing beats hard work and talent.

[Spidey]

If you don't use your brains, better be prepared to use your back.

[Wild&Free]

The only dumb question is the one not asked

[eggo]

If bullsheet was snow you would be a walking blizzard.

Working with my dad he would say had to drive a stick in the ground to see if you were moving.

[odt@olddadtaylor.com]

Warren Buffett on dozy stock traders & investors ' when the tide
goes out" you'll find all the non-swimmers."
ODT

[KCL]

It's hotter than two rats humping in a wool sock