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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Canadian doctor laughs: "We beat you all. A few months ago, we took a woman with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made her premier of Alberta. Now, the whole province is looking for work".
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