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Not even two pages and I need more beer...........
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I'm not sure I can get enough beer and popcorn down for this movie, wow what a lot of ....... can't say it i'll get suspended, got to go popcorn ran out
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10-18-2021, 04:41 PM
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Think twice, apparently you didn"t learn much the first time around????
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Everyone else does
40 and recently divorced? Hearken back to your college days and embrace your inner Hulk. 
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“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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lol. Wonder if he built a graph with his results? He is Definitely one weird dude.
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Well, at least I don't feel so bad now for writing a "Contraction Counter" mobile app... 
When the nurses saw IncrediGirl with the iPaq in her hands, pressing the "Contraction Started" and "Contraction Stopped" buttons on the screen, I got an earful!
"...of all the lazy somthingsomethingsomethingsomethingsomething..." 
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The reason it gets harder to date as you get older is because women want to get to know you as a person instead of as an animal first. 
Rule of thumb to find a good mate, age wise, is you are supposed to cut your age in half and add 10 years. Could narrow down the search.
Good luck in your quest.
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10-18-2021, 05:34 PM
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Having idly perused dating sites and found women there I have known, I can honestly say, better luck buying a used car. 
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Woe unto them that join house to house, that lay field to field, till there is no place, that they be alone in the midst of the Earth.
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Post up a pic ya might find a “friend”!
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10-18-2021, 06:02 PM
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My buddy that is in same place put it best! dating in your 40 is like building a house without nails! You can bang away with your hammer but nothing ever gets built or forms any foundations! 
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What ever happened to once bitten twice shy?
A wise old friend of mine once said after his divorce ,
next time around I am just going to go find a woman I don’t like and buy her a house.
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See, that was what I was thinking too, but I didn't want to be a downer....
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10-18-2021, 07:01 PM
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My buddy that is in same place put it best! dating in your 40 is like building a house without nails! You can bang away with your hammer but nothing ever gets built or forms any foundations! |
YOU WIN THE PRIZE FOR THE BEST ANALOGY EVER!!!
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You need to forget about a relationship for a while. Get out and have fun. Find a few girls to help you get some built up aggression out.
Oh and listen to what sns2 was saying. Lots of that stuff you get for life. So don't forget the lemon juice test!
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10-18-2021, 07:38 PM
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Maybe we need to have a dating super thread?
A place where like minded outdoors people can hook up.
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10-18-2021, 07:46 PM
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All I can think of is 'Lucky Guy' can go hunting or fishing whenever he wants.
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10-18-2021, 08:01 PM
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All good advice guys,
Thanks for all the words of encouragement. I'll make sure I tell the first few dates I go on all my dating advice wad off a outdoorsmen forum and that will impress them eh??
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Get a dog and start walking, you will meet all sorts of nice people. Best to get a friendly dog. Stay away from cat people.
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Nope. Best thread was when that nut job from Camrose told us he was taking his old lady’s temperature downstairs to determine when breeding would be most effective. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read that. Oi vey. Boy oh boy, there is nothing I miss about being a mod. LOL.
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I think I remember that one.
Unemployed welder turned into covid expert
Don't miss him
Actually he wanted to come down south once to beat me up. Lol 😆.
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I think I remember that one.
Unemployed welder turned into covid expert
Don't miss him
Actually he wanted to come down south once to beat me up. Lol 😆.
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lol. yep. Loved the drama and an attention seeker.
Not an uncommon trait.
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10-18-2021, 08:43 PM
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It took THIS thread to get you to come out and PLAY again  Welcome back Sir
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You need to forget about a relationship for a while. Get out and have fun. Find a few girls to help you get some built up aggression out.
Oh and listen to what sns2 was saying. Lots of that stuff you get for life. So don't forget the lemon juice test!
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10-18-2021, 10:42 PM
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Oh boy lol
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All good advice guys,
Thanks for all the words of encouragement. I'll make sure I tell the first few dates I go on all my dating advice was off a outdoorsmen forum and that will impress them eh??
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Better ask the first few dates if they are already AO forum members or even better... if they are AO forum moderators.
Best to just be alert and on the ball. When you least expect "that" woman will appear. Most of the time she will appear when/where you aren't even looking.
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Maybe we need to have a dating super thread?
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That was kinda tried and didn't work out so well.
http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showthread.php?t=106120
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Maybe we need to have a dating super thread?
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I have a feeling that if I ever get divorced, I'll be buying an acreage somewhere and building a big shop with a section framed in for living quarters.
I'll fill the shop up with motorbikes and toys. If I get cold I'll just burn all my extra cash for heat.
(Hope my wife don't see this! haha)
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I remember being in my mid late 30's and freshly divorced. The range of ovulating good looking females from 22 to 52 was an eyeopener, made me wonder why I hadn't expanded my horizons before I got married the first time.
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Find yourself a 75+ year old widow with lotsa money and no kids to contest the will.
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It should be released for all the new members can see how twisted we were back in the day. Had good ole belly laughs on this ^^^^^^^^^.
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This thread was well worth tagging in on. Between the new laughs and the retro threads this has been great. Best of all the OP actually got some reasonable advice. All I can say is I am damn glad I dont have to date in today's world. All the best Opensights in your endeavours.
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All I can say is I am damn glad I don't have to date in today's world.
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